
ANTM Beauty Quiz: We Are Spartans! Poor Katarzyna. Not only did our sweet-but-dull Polish princess get the boot in Italy, she did so without Tyra ever pronouncing her name correctly. This week's episode was just ho-hum to me. First of all, the title is goofy — Spartans were Greeks, not Romans, and aren't they learning how to fight like gladiators?

America's Next Top Model Quiz: "We are Spartans!" I was going to post a picture collage of the official shoot from last night's episode of America's Next Top Model but come on: How amazing are the models dressed up as Xena-style gladiator types? Especially Whitney, who is looking particularly voluptuous — which is an uncomfortable reminder that her "plus size" looks normal and pretty to me, yet in this world is considered larger than average

America's Next Top Model Quiz: "Viva Italia!" For all of Tyra's over-the-top gimmicks (and exaggerated facial expressions), I rarely find America's Next Top Model funny in an "Ouch! My stomach hurts from laughing!" kind of way — but last night was an exception. Not that anyone meant to be funny, but those girls shooting their Cover Girl commercials in Rome, and in Italian, was downright hysterical.

ANTM Beauty Quiz: If You Can't Make It Here, You Can't Make It Anywhere
Oh noes! Claire got the boot and had to take her lactating loveliness back to Brooklyn. And yet, we're stuck with mean ol' Dominique. Sigh. In this week's episode, the models weren't allowed to wear makeup for their photo shoots, but there were still plenty of beauty bits to notice.