
Grocery shopping is usually an uneventful experience, except for the few times when life calls for a unique addition to my list. I'm grateful that I can buy such necessities at most stores, but sometimes the items I need to purchase are a little more telling than others. During times when I don't feel like broadcasting my business, I head to the self checkout.

Planned Parenthood must think that the conventions are just big orgies. They're asking supporters
to send condoms to the Republican National Convention along with money, of course, that will go to the
Planned Parenthood Action Fund and Barack Obama's campaign.
Ten dollars will send one condom, $35 sends four, you get the picture.

Buying condoms is nothing to be embarrassed about; just ask the Golden Girls. That is, until the cashier announces to the whole store that you're buying ultrasensitive prophylactics in black. (Also, this could totally be a plotline on
Sex and the City.)

While fumbling for a condom has been known to kill the mood, we have to appreciate them for the freedom they give people every day to enjoy some hanky panky. If you think you know everything there is to know about these invaluable drugstore items, then take my quiz and find out. Good luck!

When I think of Olympic athletes, I assume that after participating in their sport they are either eating, sleeping, or spending time with loved ones. According to
The Times, though, they are actually getting busy! That's right, they are having sex either with each other or their spectators!

I just came across these
Manix ads for super-thin condoms. While practicing safe sex, these rubbers allow you to be so close to your partner that you actually become one. Now I'm all for ads that promote safe sex, even if they push the envelope, but my first reaction to seeing these was T-M-I!

Indian women and gay men, two marginalized populations, gain control over their lives and personal liberation from condoms made just for them.
Female condoms
have become increasingly popular, thanks to an ambitious government initiative. While the female condoms protect
women at risk of contracting HIV from their husbands, the freedom provided by the condoms also extends to contraceptive benefits, and an overall feeling of increased control.

Inmates in a California prison are about to have
access to free condoms as part of a controversial new pilot program that hopes to limit the spread of STDs among inmates. The prison will get 10 condom vending machines that will be stocked with 1,200 condoms a week.
The hope is that the condoms will limit the spread of sexually transmitted diseases among inmates.

Just when you thought you knew about every
STI in the book, trichomoniasis shows up.
Trichomoniasis or "trich" is found more often in women than men, but affects both sexes. Caused by a parasite passed during vaginal intercourse, like most STIs, it's usually preventable with proper protection.

Assuming you aren't ready to have kids, you're most likely using some sort of birth control. But since
condoms are only 85 percent effective, and
IUCs and
the pill are 99 percent effective, there is that small chance you could still get pregnant. So with that said, waiting for your period to come can be a nerve-wracking event.