20 Signs You're the Kourtney Kardashian of Your Friend Group

We're just going to say it: Kourtney is definitely the sassiest Kardashian. Unlike the outspoken Khloé and supersexy Kim, Kourtney's appeal comes in the form of an even-tempered attitude (even in the face of some seriously frustrating situations); dry, undercutting comments; and a killer side-eye. Basically, Kourtney is the definition of unbothered. Even after her split from longtime partner Scott Disick, Kourtney has kept her cool, stepping out looking hotter than ever and having tons of fun with family and friends. Are you the Kourtney Kardashian of your friend group? Keep reading for 20 signs that may point to yes.

01
You'd rather have deep conversations in person than over the phone.

You'd rather have deep conversations in person than over the phone.

02
You tend to embellish stories to make them more entertaining.

You tend to embellish stories to make them more entertaining.

03
When one of your girls gets a bonus, she asks you whether she should save it or spend it — and she already knows your answer.

When one of your girls gets a bonus, she asks you whether she should save it or spend it — and she already knows your answer.

04
You're the one who shows up in jeans and a t-shirt for the "casual" brunch, only to find everyone else in ball gowns.

You're the one who shows up in jeans and a t-shirt for the "casual" brunch, only to find everyone else in ball gowns.

05
When someone disagrees with you about your favorite TV show or band, you tune them out immediately.

When someone disagrees with you about your favorite TV show or band, you tune them out immediately.

06
If the rest of the group is arguing about something, you just hang back, watch, and maybe throw out like, one observation.

If the rest of the group is arguing about something, you just hang back, watch, and maybe throw out like, one observation.

08
You don't have the time or energy to debate what to get for lunch or which movie to see. You just want to GO.

You don't have the time or energy to debate what to get for lunch or which movie to see. You just want to GO.

09
And when your friends start going on and on about "bikini season," you make your priorities known.

And when your friends start going on and on about "bikini season," you make your priorities known.

10
Even though you can be blunt, they always count on you to tell them the truth.

Even though you can be blunt, they always count on you to tell them the truth.

11
You give the best advice, because you truly don't give a sh*t about what people think of you.

You give the best advice, because you truly don't give a sh*t about what people think of you.

12
And sometimes you just throw out a standard phrase, because deep down you think everyone should just do whatever they want.

And sometimes you just throw out a standard phrase, because deep down you think everyone should just do whatever they want.

13
Your facial expressions say a thousand words. Like when someone asks, "Are you really having another glass of wine?"

Your facial expressions say a thousand words. Like when someone asks, "Are you really having another glass of wine?"

15
"There's someone I really want you to meet; I think you'll hit it off!"

"There's someone I really want you to meet; I think you'll hit it off!"

16
You're usually up for anything, and you can be the life of the party.

You're usually up for anything, and you can be the life of the party.

17
But if you're not feeling the group plans, you're perfectly fine doing your own thing.

But if you're not feeling the group plans, you're perfectly fine doing your own thing.

18
You don't even bother making up an excuse for why you don't want to go out. Isn't honesty the best policy?

You don't even bother making up an excuse for why you don't want to go out. Isn't honesty the best policy?

19
You love your alone time — but when you reconnect with your squad, they feel blessed to have you around again.

You love your alone time — but when you reconnect with your squad, they feel blessed to have you around again.

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And you're reminded why you love them so much in the first place.

And you're reminded why you love them so much in the first place.

So, are you the Kourtney Kardashian of your friend group?

So, are you the Kourtney Kardashian of your friend group?