She looks so nasty here. WHAT'S wrong with her?!

Is she trying to look sexy with that odd pouty face or is she just annoyed?

she looks pissed off..

EWww.....she looks worn out. John Mayer....sigh.....another one OFFICIALLY ruined for me.

She always manages to look like a ho

and he is SOOOO ugly...at least Vanessa is fairly attractive...but then Jessica is desperate as no one with any class or taste will want to date her

john mayer could do so much better...

"stay far from timid, only make moves when your hearts in it and live the phrase sky's the limit."

I liked (past tense) John Mayer until this whole debacle. She looks trashy and trashed.

She looks like she wants to hit someone in the first pic...
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J Simp needs to get her foot out of her ass and find some class...Nick's happy nah nah nah boo boo.....

That's disappointing. John Meyer seemed deeper, but I guess even a troubador like him can be dazzled by a brainless blonde with big implants.

Thank you JennaV.
I thought he was smarter than this!!!

juanita's in the house

why john???why?????????????????????????????????????..

ofcorse but nick and vanesa are real

she looks trashy

What a kind, sensitive man to give her such an endearing Christmas present. I used to like him a lot, he seems like he has such a naturally great sense of humor, maybe that's why he's dating Jessica, she's the biggest joke in Hollywood!
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she looks really, really, really bad here

She soooo does, mar.
Yeah,I thought that gift to chestica pretty much sums up how he feels about her. I think she is just a roll in the hay and nothing he takes seriously. I still lost all respect for him.

I think he just wants some action. And I guess since Jessica gives it to him for FREE, then he's taking it.

Yeah, I USED to like him. He seemed so down to earth. Now, IDK. How can he hold the views that he expresses in his songs, and still be attracted to a spoiled, self righteous, pitiful, border-line mentally challenged idiot slut?

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hhmm...publicity stunt anyone?

She got some kind of NOT attractive,Stank look going on in the first pic. It's not sexy, not cute ,or hot... It a Stank, Stuck Up look.
John Mayer looks like Jonny Depp in those pics.

Yeah....we can only hope. There is no pic of them kissing so someone could have just made that up. At least I am hoping...but JM is ruined either way.

if they're happy then that's what counts.

But he doesn't need a publicity stunt, and I'm sure he can get plenty of dates with smarter women. He's had great tours and record sales on his own for years, with critically acclaimed albums. He's a very good song writer and guitar player.

Other than being attracted to her on some level, I don't see any other angle for him.

Y'all are hilarious. SunshineDaydream, are you done? LOL.... I was just starting to like him too....So sad for him now.

They seem to be dancing to two totally different songs... For some reason I can see John dating a Bohemian chic-esque type of girl, not this trainwreck. But didn't he date Jennifer Love Huge T.... I mean Hewitt, maybe he has a thing for girls with huge personalities

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I love Jessica. I used to like him, but I wish that would clean/cut his hair.

I like Jessica, much better than J Love (what's her official declared career again?). Besides Vanessa seems like a total b*tch and publicity hog to me.

Good for Jess. I'm sick of seeing Nick and Nillo wafer or whatever her name is in every magazine I read. Jessica was no saint in that marriage, but neither was Nick. I'd have left his butt too. He drove me nuts on Newlyweds.

And yeah, I'm sure she'd like to punch someone. Probably the people that constantly talk smack about her on these sites.

Compared to the dip**** headline makers lately, I'd rather see Jessica anyday.

These two so deserve each other..they're both equally fug...

No..just no

They haven't been "out" as a couple, and yet, I'm already bored with them.

Nice gift. Maybe he was trying to tell her something and she didn't get it? I just don't like the idea of John & Jessica as a couple.

No pictures of them supposedly makeing out? Two friends spending New Years together or a pity f*ck (either way)? ..who knows. If it is true then I have zero respect for Mayer..

she is probably fine to casually date or have sex with..but after watching what she was like to live with..good luck Jess.

Couldn't have said it better myself, Ima.

They won't last.

I have never cared for John Mayer, now I have even less respect for him than ever before.

first, i don't like john mayer. second, i can't stand jessica and her dad PIMPSON... finally... if i were her, i'd be upset by such a crappy gift, even as a joke

JM is ruined for me, too. I thought he would want a more intelligent, down to earth girl. Jessica seems so shallow, and materialistic. She seems sweet and she is pretty, but she's about as deep as a kiddie pool, and I can't see what John has in common with her.

On the other hand, that's kind of a mean gift he gave her. If a man I were dating refused to acknowledge he was with me, I'd dump him and find a man who could really appreciate me.

John is in desperate need of a haircut.

Personally, I don't see "the hotness that is John Mayer" but whatever. Jessica Simpson is visually hot but that chick is just a tad slow. She's not intellectual at all, but I wish them the best. She looks utterly p***ed off in the first pic, like she's sulking or didn't get her way. Send Lachey to my door ANY DAY! He is hot!

I give them a few weeks and they will be dunzo.

*cough*PUBLICITY STUNT!*cough*

Goddamn it! I got JM tickets for Christmas in my stocking and now I can't go with him dating that washed up bimbo. He's officially out of my iPod.

she's falling and falling,looking worse w/ each picture.she hates the fact that nick is getting more publicity than her, so she's using john to try to get in the spotlight and look like she's moved on..what a,aggh i don't know what to call her,she annoys me so much!!!

good for her. nick's moved on and