what does she not have?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Wow. That is trashy. I could maybe (MAYBE) get on board if she had done a different shoe option. My opinion is if a dress is so loud that I can't wear accessories, it might be a little TOO loud.

xoxo

her dress is.. FUG!

my eyes hurt...but david look nice

OMG, She looks like a GLOWORM!!!

What do you know. Victoria managed to find an outfit I truly hate. Ugh.

at Greggie seriously, that's radioactive.. am going blind just looking at it

Major faux pas much?

Her boobs are hideous! How come you pay someone to make that to you?

My eyes!

Does the new format seriously only allow for like 4 or 5 stories per page now??

what does a man do with his package when wearing tight pants like these? the underwear ads lead me to believe he has quite the unit, but here, not so much.

I like her Dress .... She still Fabolous Never Boring

I love Beckham and all, but fleegle, that's a cup in the underwear ad.

I think that fashion should be fun, and this is certainly not a "stick in the mud" kind of dress. I would never wear it, and it probably would hurt my eyes to look at it for too long, but if it makes her happy more power to her.

Her boob freak me out! they kind of just float there.

*boobs

She is dressed like a tennis ball while smuggling tennis balls.

I bet she glows in the dark.

Well maybe they were going for a dual-Goldenballs theme.

Her boobies just look painful.

WTF is up with her boobs??????

What a terrible boob job! They look horrible - so unnatural!

Who knew London was so "balmy" in January...figure that!!!

lol tiabia. I hate when she wears tube top dresses. You do not have boobs so stop pretending. David however, as much as I love him, looks like he can deal cards at caesars or was going for a speak easy look.

i absolutely love her. but she needs to tone the chest down. i am so over it!

My problem isn't just the color, the flower print looks really really juvenile to me, especially this out of season.

Fake grapefruit boobs in a grapefruit colored dress. LMAO -

love them but hate her dress
and woah her boobs

For London they both look trashy not classy!!! Typical footballers and their other halves. I'd say they've been out of the country far too long.

"For London they both look trashy not classy!!!"

Hell, for Hollywood Blvd at midnight she looks trashy.

OMG looks like she put David's footballs into her dress o.O Hahahaha maybe that is the reason he likes her so much^^

well,they never dissapoint!do they x

He looks uncomfortable and constrained, and that dress there are just no words for.

She's hilarious, but isnt neon a summer colour? Itd be funny if neons came back in style.

Looks like he's wearing his little brother's pants..too tight and nothing to show lol

She is absolutely trashy!
I cannot stand her!

Those melons are about to explode out of that dress!! She has the worst boob job ever. They look so fake and porn-star-like. Yuck!

And I don't see the appeal with David Beckham. He looks gay and obviously has a small package. (And poor taste in women!)

Victoria used to look ok before all her botched plastic surgery. Now she looks like one of the muppets. (I can't remember the name of the one I'm referring to)

Just plain FUG.

This outfit is a Neon Nightmare.

Not a good look for her.

She looks like she is wearing bad 70's curtains. David should've worn an avacado green leisure suit to complete the ensemble.

Her boobs are terrifying.

I think it is pretty funny that she can get so much attention for one outfit, and she doesn't have to flash her vajajay! Step in the right direction, no?

My breastessess hurt just looking at her.

She looks terrible.

Damn, Spring came early. Those are some tight pants your wearing Mr.Beckham, tight pants indeed.

Those boobs!!

The boobies aren't even sexy!!! They look so strange and... un-boob like. As a heterosexual chica, I still feel comfortable saying that nice breasts need to have a softness and a movement and slope to them. And these have D) None of the above.