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Paris Swings Around Berlin

Thu, 12/13/2007 - 5:30pm by Molly
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Pretty much everything about this series of photos of Paris Hilton around Berlin celebrating her canned prosecco makes me laugh. She's swinging from the rafters, literally, and in Louboutin boots! She's posing with a cutout of herself! She's buying her own beverage by the case! You might not drink Paris's prosecco, but she sure will. It's all too, too funny. Miss Hilton has been having herself a good time in Berlin, but she also got serious about what she's looking for in a man. She said, "Right now I'm single but I am looking for a nice boy . . . He should be funny, smart and loyal." Liiiiiike this guy? Paris was voted the least train wreck-y of this year's nominees, but girlfriend can still get druuuunk.

To see more of Paris's wild week just read more

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61 Comments Add a Comment

  • Jillness's picture
    Jillness
    1

    The poster and cut out she is standing next to doesn't look like her. I think they photoshopped a new nose on her in those pics.

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Ashlyn Rose's picture
    Ashlyn Rose
    2

    Canned prosecco has to be the best possible metaphor for Paris Hilton. How perfect that she's shilling this.

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • spitfire's picture
    spitfire
    3

    she's looking different, I think her face is aging..at least thats what it looks to me..everyone has to age at some point.

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Jillness's picture
    Jillness
    4

    She is getting older...and yet, still behaving like a spoiled child.

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • tlsgirl's picture
    tlsgirl
    7

    That first picture of her looks like a wax figurine. Also, her cutout...so doesn't look like her. Like her + Kelly Ripa + bad extensions, maybe.

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • mamaseacat's picture
    mamaseacat
    8

    It's so refreshing to see Paris grow into a respectable young lady. Jail sure did change her. NOT!

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • chellybean's picture
    chellybean
    11

    I thought she was going to save the world or whatever...let's lock her up again!

    xoxo

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • vireland's picture
    vireland
    13

    wow Paris is the definition of class. (insert smiley face vomiting).

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • alllacedup's picture
    alllacedup
    14

    I like that in both the publicity pictures she's making the exact same face, just with different outfits. Such a chameleon! And oh so classy!

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • tiabia's picture
    tiabia
    16

    How appropriate is the grocery cart picture...only person that buys into Paris Hilton's crap is...Paris Hilton!!!

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • laura220's picture
    laura220
    17

    Of course they photo shop her nose. It costs extra to print extra-large-ugly things.

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • snowbunny11's picture
    snowbunny11
    23

    For some reason I try to hate her, but I can't. These photos are just really funny and she just looks like she's having a blast. And she's selling canned wine.

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • mbrown81's picture
    mbrown81
    25

    Shes managed to pour her drink and hold her cell at the same time. Golf Clap. What are those antler/wing things behind her?

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Asia84's picture
    Asia84
    27

    I'm still on the champagne in a CAN!!!!!!!!!

    you know it's not gonna be top quality - so that's basically a cheap beer.

    and i don't drink out of cans, sweatie.

    Champagne and wine are meant to be in glasses, not a can.

    but her fans will buy this. which is all that matters to Paris.

    it's just funny how she's promoting something that can be thrown in your purse like a Red Bull- which is meant to be drunk while on the run, after the club, or to smuggle it in the club . . .(????).

    so she's promoting behavior that got her in trouble in the first place???

    I knew she was coming up with something!

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • tkoblondee's picture
    tkoblondee
    28

    Who's going to buy it anyway? Most of her fans aren't even old enough to drink????

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • mytwocents's picture
    mytwocents
    33

    Mommie Dearest must be so proud - Her girl is so (in)famous. And the name "Hilton" is in paper nearly every day. Time to pull the plug on this trainwreck Rick before you're scraping her up off the street!!

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • DesperateDiva's picture
    DesperateDiva
    34

    I was just sitting around wondering if Paris could be any more trashy and disgusting... *whew* that's one less thing I have to worry about

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Le Etiana's picture
    Le Etiana
    35

    I've typed five different comments and each one doesn't do justice to the angst I feel over this self-centered, self-absorbed twit. She makes me ill.

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • HORSEYJUNIOR's picture
    HORSEYJUNIOR
    37

    So this is how she's changing the world!! Wow, we should be so proud! (sarcasm!)

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • preete's picture
    preete
    38

    i used to like her......but now...... her stupid behaviour makes me mad at her. So, PARIS if u r watching this, u should know that o look like a monkey.

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment
  • tiabia's picture
    tiabia
    39

    preete,

    the monkey similarities don't stop there. Monkeys are also known for throwing their feces...which is exactly what Paris is doing with her image, this product, her clothes, HER...but of course even the words tiniest monkey has more brainpower than this doodleberry!!!

    1 year 3 weeks ago Report Comment