that poor boy

Her wonky eye gives me the heebie jeebies.

haha my mom definitely called me at 8 this morning to tell me how she was at madeo last night for dinner and saw paris hilton and her family.. shes so cute she gets all excited when she actually recognizes celebs

He looks like a girl.

hes prettier than her!

It looks like Kathy is giving him that DeNiro look from Meet the Parents! Uhh, they don't look too thrilled .

I just do not know why any guy would want to touch her herpes-ridden ass! Well, in this guy's case, I guess he figures it's the least he can do since she "discovered" him.

Haha monistar that's so cute!!!

gosh, poor little boy

I give this relationship till the end of next week.

I guess she's totally forgetting the fact that having a baby means that sperm donor will be in your life forever....this trizzzamp keeps dudes for about 5 hrs before she's off infecting someone else's b*lls....Nicole likes relationships, that's the difference....Herpes Hilton (and I hate to think that this person will have to knowingly be ready to infect himself and go raw dog on her) is way too all over the place, although her kid would just plop out since she's permanently dilated to 10cm.....jeez, I wonder if dudes even feel anything when they have sex with her...she's gonna have to get that operation that tightens up your stuff..a la that hooker, Jenna Jizzleson or whatever her name is....anywayz, Paris would use a kid like an accessory, rather than love, care for and protect it....my final thought: don't people who have herpes HAVE to have a c-section to avoid passing to the little bambino? there's a thought for her b/c she's too vain to have that scar on her tummy

I like Paris' hair//but it reminds me a lot of Posh & Jenna Jameson.

"I guess she's totally forgetting the fact that having a baby means that sperm donor will be in your life forever"

Not if you go with an actual sperm bank or pick the right deadbeat.

Apparently Alex doesn't know or care what she has down on her "vaggo"

gross.

now she is picking up guys from the street? Such class.

From Greek Billionaire to Swedish Pauper!!!

He`s too pretty

he is really hot, Paris you are a lucky b*tch!

are you kidding? who ever knocks up Paris will be a hanger on just like Larry Birkhead.

In that picture she looks like she's asking "Mommy can I keep him?"

danggg
that kid next to her is suppa finee (:

:ROTFL"

she's such a copycat...nicole is going to have a kid and now this clutz wants one too!!

oops i mean :ROTF:

darn it, i forgot the l

Another frumpy dumpy Paris outfit. She must be raiding her mother's closet lately. And who's she trying to fool - this guy would have to be from Mars not to know what a *ho she is no matter how she dresses.

Poor of him.....
I bet that Paris will be with him till sunday....

hmmm I wonder how many "this-is-the-one" dinners her folks have had to endure!

you guys are hilarious "Not if you go with an actual sperm bank or pick the right deadbeat"

I like her ex boyfriend (Paris?) better!

craziness. the Hilton family is going strong.

LOL, that's got to be crazy for that Alex guy, dinner with the Hiltons!

They should be ashamed of their own daughter. Amazing how money OR ignorance can make you forget the other ignorance around you.

This will not last long.