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Britney, Britney, Britney All Over

Wed, 08/15/2007 - 9:07am by Molly
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I'm beginning to think that photoshopped into oblivion Allure cover is the most positive thing Britney's got going for her this week. Here she is gracing the covers of Us Weekly, Star, Life & Style, and OK! Magazine -- and it would be an understatement to say that things look bleak for Brit. OK! has the most scandalous cover of the popstar, including "exclusive" pics of her with her former assistant Shannon Funk, who is the most recent of Brit's cohorts to be served with a subpoena by Kevin. Meanwhile Us has stories from former nannies about Brit's erratic behavior and drinking in front of the kids. Life & Style and Star are more of the standard Britney fare about trouble with her and her two boys. So. Much. Britney.

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  • kathynyc's picture
    kathynyc
    1

    I feel for her. I know she doesn't mean harm...but she is SUCH a trainwreck!

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • lucyS's picture
    lucyS
    4

    Why's she getting all this freaking coverage? Enough already. I usually like and buy Allure but if her face is on the cover for September then I'm skipping it.

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • lucyS's picture
    lucyS
    5

    LOL dmblauren, we'll be saving ourselves some money this week!

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • Greggie's picture
    Greggie
    7

    KFed is so seriously winning custody if even a small percentage of those stories are true. No awful parenting story has come out about KFed himself in recent months, not even from the people Britney's claiming as friends and supporters.

    I really think she flat-out wants to lose custody so she can play the victim some more and make more excuses.

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • redlilly24's picture
    redlilly24
    9

    im sorry but this is absolutely ridiculous, no wonder she lost her mind...these are trashy, gossip magz and i cant belive people actually belive them...

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • Liss's picture
    Liss
    10

    I honestly don't think Britney cares about this. Is she did she would go hide out back in Kentwood for a few weeks and just spend sometime with her boys and take care of herself. I know she has to share custody with Kevin but i think if she said to him hey i need to do this and get out of the spot light he would go with her. I hope for her childrens sake that she get's some help before it is too late. They need a mommy to take care of them not just a string of nanny's and security guards.

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • pinkprincess1101's picture
    pinkprincess1101
    11

    why the f*ck is shiloh on the same cover as the loonatic first of all she is to beautiful to be on the same cover well so are her boys, but what do you expect when they are bashing her, second i feel sorry for her because we know the b!tch likes to eat so we know she is bound to run into one of these magazines, you know all that is sad, to be in that spotlight knowing everyone on POP is making fun of you except your worshipers of course, or me who now cant make fun of her anymore its too sad what she has become and the fact that she will never be who she was ever ever

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • sophiek's picture
    sophiek
    12

    I hope Kevin is a fit parent. It would be so tragic if these babies don't have a legitimate home life with structure. Anyone can say they "love" their child. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone loving their child.

    Brit is a grown woman. I don't need to hear if she had a rough childhood. I most of us had our obstacles. She needs to be a mother first and media wh*re...never

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • Greggie's picture
    Greggie
    13

    I think it's obvious that Britney doesn't care. Which is why I have my "delibate loss of custody" theory - she's not even making the slightest effort to appear to be a good mother. Which, if you're facing a very public custody case, is a little important, even if it's not for the rest of the world.

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • sophiek's picture
    sophiek
    14

    oops... I don't think I've ever heard of anyone not loving their child

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • Liss's picture
    Liss
    16

    Shame on Star magazine. I know they make up lies, but that is just plain mean - you were both mistakes. Those are just innocent babies. There is no reason to hurt them. How are they going to feel when they are older and see that? Plus Britney was talking about starting a family for a while before she got pregnant with Sean so obviously that is a lie.

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • Jillness's picture
    Jillness
    17

    "Bizarre Nudity" on US cracks me up!

    If she were a man this would be so different!!!! Can you imagine what would happen if some random guy kept flashing his balls everywhere he went? He would be arrested!

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • Greggie's picture
    Greggie
    18

    sophiek, you've seriously never heard of anyone not loving their child? I'm not saying Britney doesn't, I'm sure she does. But there's plenty of very true stories out there about parents who simply do not love their children.

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • JBlondie's picture
    JBlondie
    20

    Britney is such a train wreck. I feel sorry for her, she REALLY NEEDS HELP!!!!!

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • tiabia's picture
    tiabia
    21

    I won't be buying those in the grocery store this week...looks like I'll be chilling in the lawn chair in Aisle 3, produce!!!!

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • pinkprincess1101's picture
    pinkprincess1101
    22

    you know what gets me the most is why are the nanies talking now if they were so scared for the babies wouldnt they speak up then, i would be the first person too call child protective services if i knew a child was being hurt in any way shape or form

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • nyaradzom2001's picture
    nyaradzom2001
    24

    Redlily she gives them the ammunition, she reallydoes, is it necessary to go out partying every night and if you do do you have to make sure you get photographed I'm sure a lot of celebs are out partying as well but they take steps to ensure they aren't photographed, she flashes her underwear, strips, makes the most random comments to paps, pulls strangers in swimming pools, and does anyone remember the video where she stumbled while holding sean and a glass of "water", come on which restaurant puts water in a whiskey glass. She is just screaming for the media to do what they do beat and that's RIP HER APART!

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • timberlake_box_lover's picture
    timberlake_box_lover
    27

    nyara - i remember that video...they were just recapping that earlier this week...

    blah! HOT MESS!!! or as said in previous posts H.A.M.

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • redlilly24's picture
    redlilly24
    31

    nyara, i guess she is really messed up or she got used to being at the top and getting attention, so maybe this her screwed up way of getting attention again.

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • sugarbecky's picture
    sugarbecky
    32

    I can't believe Child & Family Services haven't come to take the boys away yet. I mean, she is an absolute trainwreck of the worst kind-- she is fully aware the cameras are there, waiting to kick her when she's down.

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • browneyedchica's picture
    browneyedchica
    33

    Liss, I agree with you! These magazines are just trash and we (including me!) just eat them up! At least Pop has the decency to have tact when showing us celeb pics!

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • Greggie's picture
    Greggie
    34

    When Sean Preston fell from the high chair, the nanny was the one who - before being let go - made a statement to CPS.

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • lanilovespeaches's picture
    lanilovespeaches
    35

    this is horrible, my cousin and i saw a magazine with brit on the cover with that guy she made out with at the grocery store. It's sad, brit needs help, not more crap. Just leave her alone, she's screwing up but mags are making it worse, ugh

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • Deba's picture
    Deba
    36

    I bet she is soooo freaking happy that this week she is in every magazine no matter what they talk about

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • any's picture
    any
    38

    this makes me sad... she used to be ok now she's a mess... and that kevin he just wants her money...
    why he is not asking for custudy of his kids with shark!!!
    goldigger!

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • any's picture
    any
    40

    this makes me sad... she used to be ok now she's a mess... and that kevin he just wants her money...
    why he is not asking for custody of his kids with shark!!!
    goldigger!

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • JustMe21's picture
    JustMe21
    41

    Like I've said many times before, drama just surrounds this girls life.

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • timberlake_box_lover's picture
    timberlake_box_lover
    42

    If thats true Deba that is extremely sad!!!

    I was thinking of that incident Greggie but I couldnt remember what happened...

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • nyaradzom2001's picture
    nyaradzom2001
    44

    Child services has investigated her at least 3 times but considering the fact that they give her prior warning she has enough time to clean up her act and act like a normal functioning human being with a mid-range IQ.

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • Liss's picture
    Liss
    45

    I love the X17 article about Kevin. OMG Kevin had a girl visiter, even if it is a girl friend. Who cares? Britney has a new "boy friend" or make out partner everyday!

    48 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment