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Matthew is the Least Sexiest Man Alive

Thu, 09/28/2006 - 8:33am by PopSugar
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What is up with Matthew McConaughey these days? Is he trying to look as ugly as possible? As if that scruffy beard wasn't hideous enough he had to wear those nasty spandex shorts. People Magazine should revoke his Sexiest Man title.

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  • Arthur's picture
    Arthur
    1

    sure the beard and the spandex, but what's with that bandana?

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • SweetPeasMom's picture
    SweetPeasMom
    2

    :guffaw: "Sure the spandex" ? Are you serious? Maybe if it didn't have Ben's stiller's inflatable package on the front from "dodgeball"

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • BlondeSugar's picture
    BlondeSugar
    7

    lol spm thats the first thing that came to my mind when i saw this! haha. im more concerned with the beard he's got goin on

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • wynter's picture
    wynter
    8

    He needs a movie role so he'll clean himself up.

    _____________
    GEAUX SAINTS!

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ohsuri's picture
    ohsuri
    10

    How was the movie with SJP?? I can't remember the name?

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • honey31's picture
    honey31
    13

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!WHat is he trying to prove!

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • honey31's picture
    honey31
    14

    I hear he does not under arm deodorant he wants to go all natural.

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Imabeliever's picture
    Imabeliever
    15

    LOL! Is it just me or is he becoming the Unibomber?..no Grizzly Adams.. Oh well..everyone goes through a mid life crisis..or maybe do you think he thinks he is incognito? We still know its you Matthew.

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • DesignRchic's picture
    DesignRchic
    16

    Ima, he looks like Tom Hanks in the "Wilson" movie, forgot the name... He looks smelly!

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • JenniferM82's picture
    JenniferM82
    18

    Yeah, don't care. MM is still hot. He is just intouch with his natural self!!

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • babylely's picture
    babylely
    20

    He's sooooooo hot, I don't care if he wants to go natural I'd still hit it. Sticking out tongue

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Imabeliever's picture
    Imabeliever
    22

    He is going out of his way to be unattractive.. the spandex.. the flip flops... the beard.. the glare.. the man bandana... he really needs Sandra to come back into his life and set him straight again.. too bad she's married to Jesse.

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Rainey's picture
    Rainey
    23

    No thanks with the beard, it's way too messed looking. Same for the spandex etc.

    U need a shower & shave buddy!!

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Sica's picture
    Sica
    26

    He looks disgusting! he took the beard of Jake and the shorts of Lance...

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • SaRaH 22's picture
    SaRaH 22
    29

    scruffy or no scruffy....he is still very very sexy..by far my fav! But then again when someone is ur fav u tend to over look small things like deodorant!

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • My Opinion's picture
    My Opinion
    30

    Disgusting from head to toe!!!! spandex on a man (or woman for that matter) is HIDEOUS!!!!!! and this dude is getting uglier every day!!!!

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • sashak's picture
    sashak
    31

    I still think hes hot. I personally LOVE the bread & bandana, but I'm a crunchy granola kid...
    Not digging the spandex, I know they are for cycling, but put on some soccer shorts over them, sheesh! Also love the doggie...In "short" (hehe) I'd still hit too!

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • finleynine's picture
    finleynine
    32

    oh, fer cryin' out loud, people -- it's *lycra*, not spandex, and what is wrong with athletic apparel that shows off a toned ass & legs (all of which MM has)?

    yum yum yummy.

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • SWEET C's picture
    SWEET C
    34

    gross on so many levels i think hes gay

    "Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar."

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Lakey's picture
    Lakey
    38

    That is one sexy hermit! I would like to visit him in his cave. Or has he moved to living under the bridge?

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • LaurenG22's picture
    LaurenG22
    40

    i kinda think its hot that he gives two sh*ts what we think of him... matt, is it 4:20 yet??

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Jinx's picture
    Jinx
    41

    He's looking a little grizzly, but Pa-Pow! lol

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • gracey's picture
    gracey
    42

    lol pa-pow!! I didn't even notice the dog until I read the comments! lol Eye-wink

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • jaxon's picture
    jaxon
    43

    Who has seen Dodgeball? Rmember when Ben Still pumps up his crotch before whatsherface walks in? I think Matt has done some serious Crotch pumping lol

    BTW is it really necessary to wear a cup while dog walking. Are the paps really that agressive nowadays?

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • jaxon's picture
    jaxon
    44

    Lyrcra/Spandex aren't they like Fabric cousins? Ne Way it's not hot no matter what. He is so cute clean shaven. He should think about it

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • amisarcastic's picture
    amisarcastic
    45

    maybe he is tired of having to be ' on stage ' all the time & simply wants to RELAX for a while.

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • gracey's picture
    gracey
    46

    I own the dvd Jaxon, sad as it sounds! lol My kids not me I swear... When he pumps himself up before that woman comes to meet him! hilarious. That actress is (Christine Taylor) is his wife in real life too. I bet they had fun with that! lol Eye-wink

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • yayita's picture
    yayita
    47

    LOL check out his package in the dog picture, looks like he has a porkchop in there

    2 years 8 weeks ago Report Comment
  • nycgirl's picture
    nycgirl
    48

    Don't forget he doesn't believe in deodorant/anti-perspirant, which my friend who was near him this past weekend at Austin City Limits can verify. Scruffy AND Stinky!

    2 years 8 weeks ago