Ewwwwwwwwwwww, she's all class. I thought Halloween had come early when I saw these photos. She scared the heck out of me.

She looks like she fell asleep with a full face of makeup on and then rolled out of bed the next day. Ick. As far as her "c**k," I can kind of respect that. It's silly to talk about it to the press but at least she seems like she's got a sense of humor about the lack of a man in her life. Better that than get depressed or desperate.
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God she has gone straight to hell!! She was actually normal when she was with Nick, and she let a good one go! So sad!

It looks like she had some more work done on her lips and she got a brow lift or something!

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did we really need to know that???

this is weird. she doesnt look good at all

haha, sounds like something i would have done in my single days. the necklace is funny. she should really stop talking about her love life though. as for her face...someone needs to stop with the botox or whatever she's done. eeeeeeesh!

Shes gone mad!

she looks bad here.

this is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard in my life....Jess....3 words. GET A LIFE

so glad Nick got out before she got like this.

Witch face! She's scary.

WHAT THE F@#K??? Bad pictures of her but love the purse!!

I said in a post the other day that she looked like Melanie Griffith. On that pic on the right, she REALLY looks like her. That is scary. Isn't Melanie like 30 some years older than Jessica? Get a grip on this plastic! Holy cow!

She's an idiot, and a plastic looking one at that! I really wish she'd disappear.

i am truly not her biggest fan but i kinda feel bad for her, she is totally going to end up hawking proactiv on the home shopping network pretty soon. i really do expect her to say "im melting, im melting"

I think instead of a rooster around her neck she should wear a brain to symbolize her lack of a brain in her life.

Seriously she should stop talking about her love life. Did she not learn anything from her break up with Nick? Her life was to public and look where it got her. Divorced and hated by the people who were once her biggest fans. I know I was at one time.

She is a hot mess.

She looks like a c***. She acts like a c***. What a class act she is. She's gonna regret this one I bet.

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Oh NO she didn't say that! She has lost what little mind she had!

In the new People letters section..every letter written in about her I'm in Love story was negative. All Team Nick.. Run John run..shut up and go away.. maybe she needs to take a hint.

Did she really think people would find that amusing? The girl has lost her mind for sure this time.....

interesting choice of jewelry. the girl does entertain i'll give her that.

oh whatta?! what's up with the makeup?
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I'm liking the all black on both of these girls. As far as the rooster goes, she has NO class.

hmm..dont like what either of them look like!!

im curious as to why she would even say that, doesnt she have a wholesome image to promote

you remember her talking about her wedding night? She's never exactly been classy.

ya, but didnt she say oh it was magical and im glad i waited. that was all white wedding virginal, this is just dirty

she may have said that, but afterwards she was like, "yeah, my mom had snacks waiting because she knew we were gonna work up an appetite" and she was going off about how "I think we're pretty good at it" and stuff like that. Broadcasting your opinions about your wedding night is NOT classy.

ugh that's just wrong. well i guess she thinks that if her dad can talk about her sex life, so can she

She looks horrible. I hope she's not doing any of that botox or anything, but she has been looking different lately and her lips have been looking weird.

What happened to this girl?!? She was supposedly so pure and innocent when she and Nick got married; a virgin ready to commit her life to one person? I had respect and admiration for that woman. Now that she is so famous, her values change?!? Divorced, in the tabloids with all of these men, and now talking about a c**k necklace cuz she's not gettin' any? She is overrated in my book and she's not happy on the inside I bet.

That chick/dude is going down so fastI can't keep up!! Nice mouth from a preachers daughter!! Real CLASSY Jessica. Oh nice chin.. I guess the hinee chin can go with your di%^ nose and co#k necklace!!

Wow what a statement

LMAO! I think its funny.

LOL, it is funny but I cant believe she said that. Little miss preachers daughter and ex-Churchy

Her bottom lip looks a little like a wiener.

classless trash.

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LMAO Torn!

Tor, wait, I think it just may be a...
nah... can't be...

LOL Tor

ashlee looks gross too

lol torn

Pea, it's Jessica Simpson. Whatever it is about the wiener in question that you are suspecting is probably true.

wow, she really* just doesn't know what to do with herself these days... no pun intended..