14 Reasons Why Valentine's Day Is Literally the Worst

You know what? Valentine's Day is seriously lame. We could start listing all the reasons why it's literally the worst, but why not explain it in GIFs? Keep reading to see why the corporate love trap makes us want to stomp on every gross heart-shaped box of candy out there.

01
It's a corporate trap, duh.
ABC

It's a corporate trap, duh.

02
Face it, those positive candy heart messages are full of crap.
The Peanuts

Face it, those positive candy heart messages are full of crap.

03
The holiday's mascot is a baby with wings and dangerous arrows — WTF?
Universal Pictures

The holiday's mascot is a baby with wings and dangerous arrows — WTF?

04
It reminds single people of how single they are.
NBC

It reminds single people of how single they are.

05
It might as well be called Anti-Independence Day.
NBC

It might as well be called Anti-Independence Day.

06
Singles are faced with disgusting PDA all day.
The CW

Singles are faced with disgusting PDA all day.

08
You have to watch others get showered with gifts. Ew.
NBC

You have to watch others get showered with gifts. Ew.

09
The chocolates are overpriced and you eat them all that night anyway.
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The chocolates are overpriced and you eat them all that night anyway.

10
There's so much pressure to look smoking hot.
Lionsgate

There's so much pressure to look smoking hot.

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And even more pressure to give your significant other the perfect gift.
Fox

And even more pressure to give your significant other the perfect gift.

12
Thanks to roses, all the other good flowers don't even get a chance.
Victoria's Secret

Thanks to roses, all the other good flowers don't even get a chance.

13
Getting into any restaurant on the holiday is basically impossible.
United Artists

Getting into any restaurant on the holiday is basically impossible.

There's really only one solution . . .
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There's really only one solution . . .