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An Open Letter to Shia LaBeouf's Hair

Fri, 06/22/2007 - 6:13am by Molly
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Dear Shia LaBeouf's Hair, How was the Transformers photocall in Madrid? It looks like a real gas! I'm super excited to see the movie when it comes out in the states July 3rd, but we have something to discuss before that big premiere. It's not me, it's you. (Also, your cardigan, but that's for another time.) The slicked back thing isn't working -- at all. It makes you look sleazy, skeevy and greasy, which are not good qualities when you are on your way to becoming the biggest movie star ever! Look how cute you were in smash hit Disturbia! Please, put down the hair product and walk away while you still can. Do it for the Even Stevens fans, SLB's hair. Do it for all of us who want to see you succeed and can't wait to see you alongside a slightly older Indiana Jones next summer. Hugs, Me

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  • treb's picture
    treb
    3

    Hear hear!

    or is it Here here! ??

    I had a totally non-pervy (I swear) crush on him when he was in Even Stevens and I was a senior in college.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • LaLaLaurie06's picture
    LaLaLaurie06
    4

    ha ha yeah not a good look for him. I was always a fan of the other guy on Even Stevens. The guy friend that Shia had. that dude had nice hair, too.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • jmmst49's picture
    jmmst49
    6

    So he definitely looks like a porn star or perhaps a Gotti boy in training.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • crispet1's picture
    crispet1
    7

    Thank youuuuuuuuuuu! I swear, its a long time coming. I hate his hair.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • nyaradzom2001's picture
    nyaradzom2001
    8

    Gotti boys? Heck no, they can't even speak english. Those boys are just foul to look at.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • syndeyalias's picture
    syndeyalias
    10

    The hair is bad...so's the cardigan. Why are the boys wearing those?? First John Krasinski at the MTV awards and now Shia? Stop this trend NOW!

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Miss K Smith's picture
    Miss K Smith
    12

    awe he is very cute.. but BAD BAD BAD BOY BAD BAD BAD HAIR lol you should never go out somewhere lookin like you just swam there.. not good my friend! Sticking out tongue :S

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • carito8's picture
    carito8
    13

    I really don't like this guy he looks so full of himself ughh... and I don't find him attractive at all!!

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Ashlyn Rose's picture
    Ashlyn Rose
    18

    His hair doesn't bother me too much because I just imagine he's going through a wind tunnel at super high speed. It's makes it more tolerable and a little funny.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • pinkflats's picture
    pinkflats
    20

    "Shia you make me feel like a schoolgirl...again."

    Okay I just needed to get that out my chest...again.

    Transformer, Optimus Prime. Yeah I'm so there!!!

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Greggie's picture
    Greggie
    21

    Wow that's bad. He has nice hair, why do that to it? If you want to slick it back, at least do it WELL.

    On a side note, the Shakira-looking army chick behind him in the second pic looks THRILLED with her job.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • pinkflats's picture
    pinkflats
    22

    Ashlyn Rose you're too funny. Love the avatar also.

    xo_verity, you're not weird at all. I actually don't mind it the whole slicked-back hair. But then again the first time he caught my eye he was stylin this hairdo. So I can't really imagine him with a different do.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • LaLa0428's picture
    LaLa0428
    24

    I love Shia, he is my total inappropriate crush, but this look is a head to toe disaster. Well, I almost like the cardigan.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • treb's picture
    treb
    26

    He's 21. I know this because he was on Leno and had his "first" drink there provided by Terry Bradshaw.
    I totally don't think he's full of himself. He has a lot of charisma for a young guy.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • jonk's picture
    jonk
    27

    amen! *thumbs up* his look in disturbia, *thumbs down* his everyday look.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • pinkflats's picture
    pinkflats
    28

    ilove2ski, I was so waiting for you to comment on this post.

    yeah i saw him on Leno too, TREB. And I agree with evereything you said. He had me laughing the whole time.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • alexlove's picture
    alexlove
    29

    I LOVE SHIA!!!!! And I forgive him for the hair, it's totally growing on me anyway, he's still hot.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Jinx's picture
    Jinx
    30

    I thought maybe the Queen of Open Letters, Candy Spelling wrote this.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ilove2ski's picture
    ilove2ski
    31

    ahhhhh pinkflats you know me too well!

    He won me over in Disturbia. He just looks like an A-Mazing kisser. And we are the same age! Woohoo FINALLY 21! He is just a couple days older.
    Oh how I love him and want to jump on him.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • crankypants's picture
    crankypants
    32

    doesn't he have handlers or stylists? or a parent? who lets this kid leave the house looking like a goodfella-greaser? seriously.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • bizzybee's picture
    bizzybee
    34

    I definitely agree that he's not working total hotness here. But maybe he just doesn't care? He's young after all. Some dudes are into fashion while others aren't. Jake G's lycra biking shorts are a major no, but regardless I still think he's a hottie.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ilove2ski's picture
    ilove2ski
    35

    Oh it was really good pinkflats! Can't you tell by my picture. But, I only made it to 20 drinks! I was mad. But, that was spread out through the whole day.
    Tonight I am going to Indy with my friend, and some of our guy friends from up there are taking us out to celebrate AGAIN. I am VERY EXCIED!

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • juliette's picture
    juliette
    37

    Anyone else feel a little weird about finding Shia hot and being somewhat(6years) older than him. I'm not saying it's going to stop me from diggin' him or anything but I just feel a little odd about it for some reason. Oh, and the hair sucks, the DISTURBIA look was the best I think.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • pinkflats's picture
    pinkflats
    39

    Yeah judging from you pic, you had a FUN. My 21 party does not come till August 21. My golden birthday, baby.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • pinkflats's picture
    pinkflats
    43

    Have not seen Disturbia yet so I guess I'm missing alot from what I'm hearing to people on here.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • treb's picture
    treb
    44

    Juliette...you liking him now is not nearly as bad as me liking him back when he was 14 and I was 21. Haha. I have to tell myself it wasn't in a pervy way.

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Hevs55's picture
    Hevs55
    47

    Shia, why must you tinker with my sight? You know I love you without hair product!

    1 year 22 weeks ago Report Comment
  • roodles's picture
    roodles
    48

    I'm so glad that someone else has a problem with his hair. I also have curly, kinky thick hair and there's just a certain way you have to deal with it. Slicked back is not the wa