Ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is hilarious. Too funny on the In&Out vs. Carl's.

Excuses are like you know what, Paris...

They were trying to make a statement!? Yah, Paris. Don't drink and drive. Don't speed. Even if you're dying for a burger. Yeesh.

That's Ryan Seacrest talking? He sounds funny on the radio.

oh please....

I hate her stupid, monotone voice.

HAHAHAH! I almost spewed diet coke through my nose at my desk!

Yours Truly,
DesignRchic

Who took Courtney Love's dress off??

The chick is so self absorbed.

Me too, Skye! She almost sounds a really bored drag queen.

Oh please go away, your whole useless life is blown out of proportion because you want it to be.
BTW Parasite my 14 year old brother was killed by a drunk driver who only had two beers. Legally drunk is legally drunk no matter how little it takes you to get there.

I'm sorry to hear that, zelda.

ugh i hate her. no one cares

Thanks Jen76, I have no tolerance for people who do this.

ryan secrest sounds like a horny slimy perv. ew. he's like OOO i LOVE elisha Cuthbert, oh i saw the pix of you coming out of that place and you look really HOT. he's it's like that B-- lister loser boy in hs that you were nice to to humor him cuz he keeps kissing your a$$ and throwing compliments at u for no reason.

Pop, I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING about Carls Jr vs. In & Out. LOL!!!

glad to hear from someone who has the absolute right to be pissed right off, of course I'm very sorry about your brother. Ive lost three sisters one alcohol related, and your voice is one of the most important there is, know one has the right to take from you what they did! Paris thinking one drink without eating on top of it is not under the influence is a self serving ect. ect. ect.

funny she says she didn't eat all day, but didn't she say at the start of her spill that she had dinner with her sister??

She's an idiot. Puh-leeze. And that excuse about just wanting a burger? C'mon, Paris. In-n-Out makes great burgers, but we don't all swerve for Double-Doubles.

I'm so sorry, Zelda. ((Hugs))

Paris is such a useless individual. For being so rich, doesn't she sound very uneducated? I mean, I know that everyone uses incorrect words here and there, but not everyone has had a prestigious private school education like Ms. Paris Hilton.

paris gathered up a statement to justify her actions ...saying its not what it appears as and was blown out of purportion.

reality will never set into her head....she's not taking the dui & arrest seriously, her attitude is that its not that big of a deal.

she deserves 8000 days of community service.

I hope the judge that does her case is reading all the comments her and her PR people are making. He should show her how serious it is and make an example of her!

I'm so sorry for your loss, Zelda. ((HUGS))

Flower, I think she deserves more than that. I think they should have just revoked her license altogether, considering all her hit and runs. She is one ridiculously BAD driver.

She WAS arrested. She was booked. She was photographed. She blew as intoxicated. She is NOT being made an example of, she is getting LESS than her just desserts. She didn't have to stay in jail for 3 hours, she only stayed half that time, and she didn't have to make bail. I don't hate people, it's not part of my belief system, but this girl is getting close.

This girl has all of the money in the world, and she couldn't find someone to go and grab her a burger, or drive her car?? Doesn't she have assistants and bodyguards around at all times? Comon Paris, just because you weren't thinking doesn't mean you get to make stupid excuses.

i frequently listen to ryan seacrest's radio show and that totally doesn't sound like him. I think it's stupid that LAPD didn't want paparazzi to think that she was given special treatment when she really did get special treatment.

paris and courtney look like sisters

I didn't even bother listening to the thing. The statements alone posted in this show enough that she's once again just being a spoiled self-absorbed talentless airhead. (rolls eyes) I pity her...she's such a worthless piece of flesh.

She's also a liar and pays people to lie for her. Her 15 minutes may have seemed to last a lifetime, but they may be coming to a very slow end.

She really needs to be made an example of for the sake of all those little girls who look up to her and want to emulate her in every way.

OK, funky things happening here.

Man I hate this. Close your tags people!

Alright, Pad. I closed off the bold, but when someone uploads a picture as a signature, for some reason everyone's comments below theres disappear and shrink, etc...

below theirs*

mugshot! mugshot!!!

oohh is that the reason it happens? okay ppls get on it and close your tabs like jenn said.... whatever that means

What does closing your tabs mean?

I said close your tags. Someone used an html tag to bold their words but didn't close it off. I already closed it off for her, though. That's why my comment under Padraigin's isn't bold.

But, we can't do anything about the disappearing/shrinking. That's a little bug in the system that seems to crop up after picture signatures. I'm sure it'll get fixed sometime.

I tivo'd the view this morning and was watching it back. It was great, Babs said Paris couldn't spell and they were making fun of her.

LOL SPM, I bet Rosie had some good ones.

She said after Paris got pulled over she started calling and apologizing to every Jew in the business. That's when Babs said Paris probably couldn't spell apologize.

LOL

Ha ha ha ha. That sounds hysterical.

I got joke, but then Rosie did say it was kind of more of a jab at Mel Gibson. I guess the audience didn't seem to get it or something.

*I got the joke.

She is so pathetic.....

That's kind of sad that she had to explain that. Oh well, funny.

I absoluty wish she would of had to spend the night

I tried to close off the bold tag, but it didn't work. ANyway, Paris Hilton annoys me.