Oh, boy. She isn't even all that great of a driver when she's sober. Remember when she backed into that parked car? I shudder to think of what's she's like driving drunk. Another reason to dislike this girl.

hi-la-rious!!!

I don't drink..when you see me shots of Tequila its really just water!!

WHATEVER!

NO ONE DESERVES IT MORE! Please please please don't let her get off with just a slap on the wrist and a fine which we know she can pay 1000x over. Give her a few days in jail...even better a month! Maybe that will snap her out of her little princess fantasy world and make her a better person. maybe.

Maybe she can go to jail with Michelle, Now come on, I'm not a big Michelle fan, but her and Paris as cellies would be great!

Like anything is going to happen. No real punishment. Community service would be pulling her CD off the shelves.

This should teach her a lesson, she is not above all laws and regulations! But it probably won't. She will not get anything more than a fine and unsupervised probation. Maybe they will drug test her so she will have to stay away from all the designer drugs, even pot. Ha Ha!!!!

That would mean she has the capacity to learn, and I'm not sure of that.

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA HIL FREAKING LARIOUS!!!

I assume there weren't any drugs found on her at the time?

Doesnt kim Stewart look like a drag queen in that picture??

GAWD those two wh*res are FUGLY as hell!

You mean Kim Stewart isn't a drag queen?!

A-HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! skank

lol Jinxy

I'd love to see her picking up trash along the highway.

no one deserves iy more then that wh*re. They should have kept her there the whole 3 hours tho.

I love that all her crazy lies to the press are unraveling.

I also love that when my hubby called to tell me this this morning, the guy he was with said "Paris Hilton can drive?" ha ha ha ha ha. Useless crazy lady.

I can't wait till I see the mug shot, she will get slapped on the hands though.
Oh I heard from the radio that very same night people in the night club saw her making out with Halley Berry's ex. you know the sex addict and they went to her limo for like 20 minutes or so. then later on they saw her go into her limo with travis barker for around another 20 minutes and they were loud. And that the bartender was laughing cause she claims she isn't going to have sex.
I dont know if these are just rumors but whith this hooch I wouldn't doubt it.

HAHAHAHA!

nicole is happy

LOLOLOLOLOL.

I know it's wrong to laugh because someone could have been hurt with her stupidity, but that chick needs to be taken down a peg or two.

First, it would be fun to watch Paris picking up trash on a highway.

Secondly, I hope it will teach her a lesson. But it propably wont and she will mistake that media attention for promoting her album.

Thirdly, I thought Kimberly and Paris are not talking to each other anymore.

There have been pictures of her driving drunk before. The night she left the club with Brandon Davis when he was on his firecrotch rants and they've showed her running stop signs. Maybe she will pull a Mel Gibson and go into rehab!

Good...they should lock them both up for good....useless the pair of them.

I also meant to put it would be 28 days before we had to see her again!

all that money and they cant take a f--cking cab, do they think because their cels they cant kill an innocent person!

hahaha, are we supposed to be shocked!! shes such a dumbass!

YAY! for humanity...too bad she won't learn anything and the cops will do NOTHING to her.

wow... its about time she got pinned for something!! With all that money and she cant afford to pay a "friend" to DD?

WOW Kimberly Stewart is so freaking UGLY!

mwahahahahahahahahaha!!! dummyface!

only water? she meant only 80 proof FIREWATER!!

lol at dummyface.

only water? she meant only 80 proof FIREWATER!!

whats funny is she was just barely over the legal limit. The queen of hit and run and drunk driving gets taken down for like a beer and a half equivalent.

wow it posted twice with a comment in between

You're being tricky today Ima!

i saw that too. weird.

designer outfit minus underwear $700.00
drinks with friends at trendy club $875.00
mug shot of Paris..PRICELESS!!

According to her useless spokesjackass:

she had the minimum blood-alchohol level to warrant an arrest. The legal limit in California is 0.08.

"She's absolutely fine," Mintz said. "She didn't appear in the least bit to be intoxicated."

At the time of her arrest, Hilton was driving home in her Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren from a charity event where she had one drink, a margarita, he said. She had spent the day shooting a music video for her new album, "Paris."

The DUI was "probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued," Mintz said.

How utterly irresponsible for him to say. Legally intoxicated is legaaly intoxicated. Plain and simple.

Oh yeah, I would love to see that mugshot.

I really don't think it's hilarious, I think it's pathetic. That stupid blond rich bimbo will probably buy her way out, or keep driving and live by her own laws. I'm sure if she had killed someone she wouldn't have shed a tear, I can't stand her. She is a disgrace to the human race!!

I lmfao when I heard this, I mean really she deserves it. She deserves more thank god she didnt hurt anyone. Shes a crap ass. One other reason why its ok to rag on her endlessly. She doesnt give a crap about anyone else.

lol SPM, I wonder if the mug will have her trademark pose?

I think it's painfully sad and she is trully a disgrace to the human race.

I'd love to see her in a holding cell with dirty hookers (and they can't tell which one is Paris) and other criminals. And she's there in her party dress with no underwear on having to sit on nasty jail benches. LOL!

She got bailed out very quickly by Nicky and Mighty Mouse Eric from Entourage who Good Morning America wrongly identified. They were labled as Paris' sister and boyfriend. Instead of sister and sisters boyfriend.