Haaaa !!!! She girl is such a mess, someone ought to shake her and her gold-digging mother. "Intervention" ... "Hot mess" ... "Save her NOW" ... She should just get married at the Little Chapel in Vegas, it isn't going to last more than a few months anyway !

I'm so tired of this girl! Blah. But her b friend is hot though!

Look at him with his hand on her head, You know what he is thinking .... "Wait till I get you inside, you are in the right level and right position to obey this man" ... Ewww !!!!! Linsday "Blohan" will earn her name !

okay after a month wouldn't it just be WRONG that marriage is what "being ready to take the realatinship to the next level" means? after a month arn't you just starting not to do it all the time and begain the realtionship part?

If he bought a ring I guarantee its not an engagement ring.

anyone else geting really tired of her? she should be careful about the way she is presenting herself or she'll be yesterday's news soon (or maybe she already is? that would explain the yawning reflex everytime i see a pic of her)...

That first pic look like he is nudging her to do a little something....funny.

yep, I thought exactly the same! in the first pic looks like he's getting a BJ

Even the way he is standing!! Men, lol!!

Shes so pale. And look at her sporting his food chain!

There is no way in hell Lindsay will get married now. She just recently said she can't even be faithful to one man at a time. I don't believe this story, but the pics are funny. She is still so pale. Maybe she is smart and uses sunscreen. If only she were so smart about what she puts into her body.

Lindsay if you are going to continue to lay out (balconies, poolside, beaches) stop wearing SPF 3000!!! Get a little color please..the ghost like whiteness of your body is painful to the eyes!

That hand on head thing is gross and creepy.

I guess it's a good time to get that first marriage out of the way.

but she seems so happy to do it! (eye roll)

I don't thnk she can tan at all, Imabeliever. She probably just burns red, so she has to put on sunscreen if she wants to spend any time in the sun. I would rather be pale than burnt. That is why she always uses that horrible orange self-tanner, which doesn't work either.

i don't know i'm probably the only one that thinks this, but i actually think he's been good for her. i like him and am just glad that he's getting her out of the clubs and stuff. he seems to be a positive influence. it's about time she had someone positive in her life. the fact that he doesn't drink, smoke, or do drugs says A LOT about this guy.

omg twinkle!!!! you are soooooo funny!!!!!

Tsc tsc tsc.

This is the guy with the new restaurant Pink Taco huh?? Makes me wonder....

hahahahaha..LL get married? sigh..

Mouth full of BJ must be taken....

The pictures with his hand on her head makes me laugh so hard

Nah, just take away the T in "Morton" and you'll see what she is.

LOL Twinkle!

This is a great way for her to replenish her bank account.

Did we all forget that this Morton kid is a billion-heir? Him buying a Cartier ring is like me going to Target. He bought a ring-- so what? Doesn't mean anything. Don't these youngins' just go on trips like that? I know I would.
I don't think they're getting engaged.

hmmm mby her master plan is to bag a billionare husband, it would make her mom EXTREEMLY HAPPY to indulge in that lifestyle her daughter affords her, maby her mom is egging her on to bag him for her own selfish reasons.

A "secret" trip? We all saw it. Not so much a secret.

LOL Tor!!

I like how he has his hand on her head... it's like here's my little pet Lindsay... speak Lindsay. "Bark!" Good girl. LOL!!!!! JK!!!

i doubt they r getting hitched! just messing round w/ the press is all.. i wish she'd b ignored so she'd go away!

Of course it's a publicity stunt. LL wasn't being pictured on POP 3 times a day like usual this week so she needed do something to get people to start talkin!

Uck....who cares.....I'm so sick of Hohan! She's just icky!

Believe in Magic!

about the only thing I LIKE about her is that she wears sunscreen. Harry does smoke, he just doesn't really drink and doesn't do drugs, from what I've heard. I doubt there's an engagement in the future, Harry's got too good a head on his shoulders and the prenup would be a HUGE issue. Dina's been itching to be hooked up with Harry's dad, Peter (owns the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas and was founder of the Hard Rock restaurants).

Why do we doubt it? We've all seen the stupid Hollywood elite make mistake after mistake. Plus Lindsey isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Britney did it and can't get out of it. Jessica got married and divorced already. It's so easy they sing about it and make money of it. It's almost thought of as a publicity move these days. Really any press is good press...remember that statement.

She's just bottomline "Trash" ...

next level? 1 month?

WOuldn't the next level be... oh I don't know... something other than marriage?

Oh this is such bullsh*t! They are so just f*cking w/ the tabs...I'm so glad she was wisked away for a vacation, cause god knows she needs a break from her oh so busy schedule of doing jack-sqaut!!

haha, pet her like the biotch she is*

Sigh, I'm getting so tired of looking at pictures of pasty Lohan in a bikini. Booring.

RIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTTT

so its sept.1st, u think the bikini pics will simmer or will she migrate to warmer climate as to wear the 342 that she hasn't got a chance to yet?

Well I like Lindsay, I can't see her getting married just yet, wasn't it not long ago that Lindsay said to some magazine or whatever, that she can't keep a monogamous relationship and just wants to have fun?

harry is HOT!