nice try at being funny, brit. if you don't like the paps around, stop acting so weird and they might just leave you alone. stop doing weird things like this!

What is she talking about?

GAH, she's so irritating..and just plain stupid to hear speak! America..get over her.....this girl deserves no fame!!!

Atentioholic.

Pathetic excuse for a mom. SKANK, PSHYCHO. She does NOT need her kids. I am glad Kevin has them.

She needs to shut up and disappear for a long long while.

Saw the videos. Just helps prove she's nuts. Only significant change I notice since rehab is that she wears underwear more often.

Lots of equally famous people manage to eat out every day without this parade. And if you look at the X17 coverage, she is out at nightclubs almost every night again.

I love the girl, but she's playing a dangerous game with the paps. Didn't she learn anything from Chaotic? I'm glad she rehired her PR people at least though.

Where is she out at nightclubs? She is not out at nightclubs every night. She's out shopping or the spa or dinner. Not saying she's not going out, but she's not out at clubs. The only club she went out since she's been out of rehab is on Friday night where she stayed for 30 minutes

Kevin also doesn't have the kids full time. She's had them a lot according to X17. I do agree she should go away for a few months, or longer and then come back when her cd is closer to coming out. She can't go on with this media attention for the next 6 months.

i think being exposed 24/7 followed by paparazzi is just not something that is at all good any human being's health

God am having trouble opening x17online

from what i know , that the kids are with her not with kevin !!!

The poor dear. You know, she's got two kids and she's this messed up. She's trying to be so sarcastic. Maybe she should just move back to her hometown for a bit.

When I said she is nuts, I wasn't refering to the video where she's trying to be sarcastic. That's just stupid stuff. I mean the whole series of inviting the photographer to her dinner table, shooting and reshooting video for the paps, taking a team of handlers with her when she goes out and making her every move into a circus. This is the same girl that sobbed into Matt Lauer's camera less than a year ago about how she wishes the media would leave her alone.

Guess what? Britney lied. Just as she lied about how great her marriage was in the same interview.

She's addicted to the cameras and seems to maximize the photo ops for her every move. Kind of sad and pathetic, like Norma Desmond for a new generation.

Jesus! Someone needs to teach that girl how to handle paparazzi! First she hit them now she uses them to voice her opinions about "how nice the world is"!!!!!! Brit get a grip..You are alienating a lot of your fans. You will be yesterday superstar if you continue to do stupid things like this! Even Paris Hilton has more sense than you! Where is mum??? She needs a mother!

She is totally f*cked in the head man!

i think shes reali brave. its obvious she still wants to hav her career and shes not backing down even tho shes had a tough time, tbh i think no one can reali judge her, we hav no idea what shes been throu part from the fact shes been in the public eye since like 16.

but i wish i saw her out with her kids more, i think kevins shown his true colours and reali isnt that bad, im rootin for the whole family

Like oh my gosh! Could she like be any more like stupid? Though she totally like called it when she like said "you're smart & I'm stupid"! Like, for reals y'all! Like, that is totally like lame. Like come on now!

Yeah, I heard a clip of this on the radio. It was dumb, but I think that's what she was going for!

"Aint nobody out there swift like this."

*LIKE LIKE LIKE* - I told you before she needs to go home. She is not acting dumb, she is dumb... She can not make normal straight sentences not using the 'like' word; Also I do not think she is so clever to make her look like *that is what she was going for*.. unbelieveable..!!!

*LIKE LIKE LIKE* - I told you before she needs to go home. She is not acting dumb, she is dumb... She can not make normal straight sentences not using the 'like' word; Also I do not think she is so clever to make her look like *that is what she was going for*.. unbelieveable..!!!

She is not smart or articulate enough to be sarcastic which is why her jab at the paps/mags makes her look dumb. she should have had someone else write it & practice the lines beforehand...
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I'm sad to see those horrible boots are back...

I think the comments are certainly weird, and resemble a lost teenage girl trying to find her way. That said, she is in a very bad place and situation. She shouldn't have to stay in, its probably not realistic to go anywhere far away with her current split custody situation, and the only thing people can really comment on is how she looks . . . how can she not snap again?

I want those boots? Anyone know where to get boots like that online??

Enough its enough.... seriously at this point I think Britney is playing fool with people, and at the end she is the one that looks dump.

Forget about relaxing, she needs a psyquiatrist

Britney why why why?? I am trying really hard to defend you but, you make it REALLY hard.

..If you see us in the club we'll be acting real nice
if you see us on the floor you'll be watchin all night..

like..like...like...like learn a new word, OK?

Did you guys hear Avril Lavigne's jabs at Britney over the weekend? it was about how a celeb can have a relatively paparazzi-free lifestyle, and that some people go looking for it and others don't.

I would like the outfit on the right if it wasn't a dress. If that dress was made shorter into a top and then paired with some cute jeans, I would be all over it.

I don't know why I continue commenting on Brit's antics. It's not like she takes the advice of her fans (even though I am not one) or the advice of loved ones around her. They aren't even around her! She will continue acting like this for a long time, I'm sure.

cookoo coookoo coookooo, can you see the little birdies flying around her head chirping?
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It's funny she keeps jabbing at the paps but goes out all the time & begs for their attention. She should have worn jeans with that top. OK that's it. I'm not commenting on her anymore. She is not worth my time.

Maggie Mae I read it... I sort of agree with her, I dont remember in which website I read it, but I agree with the fact that Avril doesnt get much attention as Britney, but then everything she does is looking for attention.

Many, many stars call the restaurants in advance so they can come in through the exit or back door... you see her and she loves the paps to follow her around.

If thats an attempt at sarcasm, it shows just how uneducated she is. How long is the first clip? I counted 13 "likes" in that time.
Go away Britney, please.

"All my life, I wanted to be someone, I guess I should have been more specific." Jane Wagner

Maybe she is doing this on purpose. Maybe she's really a wonderful mother who actually stays at home with her kids and these pics are from times Fed-Ex has the kids. Maybe she is in the process of hiring a stylist and because she keeps tongues wagging she's just playing with the public -- you know the lovable eccentric. Eh, maybe not.

love how she looks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When was the last time we saw a pic of Britney with her kids?? Does her youngest son even know who she is??

Going to Lakers games (not to metion the constant shopping) are more important then spending time with her kids.

YOu guys don't know what goes behing closed doors. Did you ever think that maybe you don't see Britney with the kids, because she wants to keep them away fromt he paps. Right now they are on her very bad, and I don't think it would be good for the kids to see all of that. Plus she does have joint custody, so she is allowed to do things for herself when she doesn't have them... geeesh.

..If you see us in the club we'll be acting real nice
if you see us on the floor you'll be watchin all night..

true ilove2ski

i love her outfit

what she is saying is right on key you just have to use a dictionary:
“And, like, I saw these magazines,(US, InTouch,PopSUGAr) and they said I was pregnant (They did!!), and like it’s so true(Sarcasm). Like (Cali lingo), America (the smartest civilized nation in the world!!), believe everything you read (like politics, gossip, presidents and propoganda) because like you’re smart (america loves tabloids) and I’m stupid(obviously, I married K-fed!). Like for real(standard blond lingo). C’mon y’all....(standard Tenn. drawl) Like this lady told me (one of the many wackos who help make individuals like britney into who they are today-paranoid, self centered and unreal) ‘Britney, go to the light. Go to the light and see Jesus, OK?’ (we all want to help her find herself, and some ppl think finding yourself is Gd=symbolic terminology) And I was like, 'Ohmigod, I’m going to do it.’(duely noted sarcasm) And I did it(shaved my head and wore a bra asa shirt). And it happened,(im normal now and hired back my old manager and agreed to be "normal") and it’s just so weird because our world is so nice.”(NOT! we all wanna push someone else down and make ourselves feel good and the paps r the world to brit!)

She really doesn't know how to play her cards... if she really wants to say all this stupid sh*t why didn't she called Cosmo or US Weekly to give them an interview of how she feels so attacked and get some money from it, no, instead she does it for free and with x17 online! wh*re attention...