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Jess and John Secretly Marry In Hawaii!!!!

Sun, 04/01/2007 - 7:00am by Molly
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Never one to dilly dally in the ways of love, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer secretly married in Hawaii this weekend. There were not, as far as I know, reality TV crews around, but I could very well be wrong. The couple stopped off to get Maui'ed on their way to Australia for the last leg of John's tour.

Rumor has it that he serenaded his new wife at the reception with Your Body is a Wonderland as well as a new tune written just for her. To hear more about the ceremony, and see a preview of the pics just read more
APRIL FOOLS!!!!! But would you really put it past her??

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  • kendallina's picture
    kendallina
    7

    Hee hee. I realized what day it was after I started reading this. Good one!

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • jessugar's picture
    jessugar
    8

    you had me! and i was excited about it too...not sure what that means? Happy April Fools Day everybody! Smiling

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • JKe895's picture
    JKe895
    10

    You got me all excited and then I realized what day it was. Got me. I wish it were true though.

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Pinkrabbit's picture
    Pinkrabbit
    13

    Oh my gosh I was so happy for those 4 seconds it took to read that. I even knew it was April Fools day and didn't catch on. GAH!

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • victrola_b's picture
    victrola_b
    15

    Ha I believed it for a fraction of a sec but then I remembered the day......

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • SerendipityLoveP's picture
    SerendipityLoveP
    20

    I am so glad that Pop does not take this stuff too seriously,
    and this is so perfect for April Fools day!! Love the sense of humor-so funny Pop!!

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • kgrinn's picture
    kgrinn
    23

    i was wondering why there was no picture or statements from their reps. you got me!

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • PartyPants's picture
    PartyPants
    24

    ug...more Pics by Papa.
    Maybe they will get married and ruin two lives instead of four.

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Wicked's picture
    Wicked
    25

    I knew this wasn't real after I read the Kevin posting.

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • miss915's picture
    miss915
    27

    lol yeah right john m is dumb but not that dumb or is he??? Puzzled

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • buttercup16's picture
    buttercup16
    28

    My heart skipped a beat- Jessica Simpson doing something secretly?! I thought she was growing up, I was almost proud. Oh well, I persist on hoping it'll happen some day...

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • starbucks's picture
    starbucks
    30

    God, that was so mean! I mean, they're cute together and everything...but I used (okay, have) the biggest crush on John...I couldn't believe it when he actually started dating that stupid little girl I knew from Newlyweds...Thank goodness they didn't ma marry! I'd be heartbroken...

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • kgrinn's picture
    kgrinn
    35

    haah i was about to search cnn for this. i read someone's comment saying they didn't believe this after reading kevin... i realized this one but i believed the k-fed story up until i read their comment!
    also my first thought about this story was (as is about most celeb weddings): i hope they don't get divorced!

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ladylove's picture
    ladylove
    36

    Trust me the pics would have been out already by her dad had this have happened. Nice try, they're still a boring, overhyped couple though.

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • SU3's picture
    SU3
    37

    I actually fell for the Kevin one (because he might just be pathetic enough to do it), but this one would have been too much. April Fools Girls!

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • gummmiebearz's picture
    gummmiebearz
    39

    Although this is a joke, I find myself thinking that I wouldn't be too against the idea of them getting hitced. Why? I have no idea. I find myself liking Jess and John :]

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • lorenashley's picture
    lorenashley
    40

    I wouldn't put this past her. Skank. Then she'll leave John because their relationship isn't like "The Notebook."

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • a gentle rain's picture
    a gentle rain
    42

    haha buttercup. On an unrelated note, I am so glad she stuck with dark hair. It makes her look pretty. Real-pretty, not Barbie-pretty.

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • appreciated's picture
    appreciated
    43

    Ok I'm GLAD this one was an april fool's!! I was gonna say...they've only been dating for a short while!!! Jeez! lol

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • busyness's picture
    busyness
    45

    I totally didn't realize that today was April 1st, until this "story". It's a good thing that it's not true, because it's WAY too soon for them to be getting married. And, I realize that I am unduly influenced and "informed" by the media, but I still choose to think that he is way out of her league and that he will come to his senses and move on to a "worthy" lady.

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • flutterpie's picture
    flutterpie
    47

    Not to be rude or anything....
    i saw this and almost fell outta my chair. your terrible molly!

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ilove2ski's picture
    ilove2ski
    48

    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm okkk

    "I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can watch you live and breathe your storylines"

    1 year 35 weeks ago Report Comment