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Dina Lohan - The White Oprah

Fri, 08/11/2006 - 10:43am by PopSugar
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Dina Lohan claims to have an Apprentice-like talk show in the works. Of course no networks have picked up her show yet but she is still working it. Apparently all of LLs friends call her "The White Oprah" since all the kids come to her for advice. Now that's a scary thought. Here's more from Star:

“I have a talk show in the works,” ravishing Dina told Star ‘s David Caplan during an interview at NYC’s Tainted Blue recording studios, where daughter Ali, 12, was recording tracks to her holiday-themed album Lohan Holiday, to be released by YMC Records on Oct. 10. “It’s more of an Apprentice-y, game show-y thing. I would host it and co-produce it. It’s a good heartwarming show. It’s nothing trashy. We’re not going to follow dates to bars and see what happens, or anything like that. But it’s a girl-empowered, woman show. I would only do something that would help other people, because that’s just who I am and how I was raised.”

But is it a reality show? “I don’t want to say that word, but it is about real people,” Dina says, without explaining much more about the show.

The show, Dina adds, will not be a one-time deal, though: She plans to have it run multiple seasons. Although the show hasn’t been picked up by a network yet, Dina’s ready to kick it into gear when it gets snapped up: “We’re shopping it around to networks now, but we’re ready to go.”

Dina tells Star she has the gift to gab — and daughter Lindsay seconds that — so hosting a TV show is a natural move. “I love to talk,” Dina tells Star. “Lindsay’s friends call me ‘The White Oprah’ because they all come to me with their problem. I’m like the mom of these kids in the business!”

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  • caligirl1201's picture
    caligirl1201
    3

    This would explain why they are all anorexic, coke addicted, bobbleheads with STD's

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • sashak's picture
    sashak
    4

    "Ravishing"?!?!?! Was that written by a blind person? I mean she's not horrendous...but she does look like an aged Playboy Bunny...God, I'm so glad this family is around...My life would be much dimmer w/o them to crack me up!!!

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • cshkl's picture
    cshkl
    6

    You know, someone should tell Dina that there IS a difference between giving good advice and just telling young people what they want to hear. My guess is that kids like her advice because she's more of the "friend" type than a real "mom " type. Lindsay might be successful but she has her troubles. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'd be hesitant to take advice from a mom who parties along side her sometimes out of control daughter. So is that what we've come down to as a society? I'll tell you one thing, I'd much rather have my child taking good , solid advice from a level headed person ( like the stuff they do here in DEARSUGAR) than advice from a person like this.

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • sphh18's picture
    sphh18
    7

    "Since Oprah and Tyra sucks, we are going to have the amazing Dina Lohan given us amazing advices of how get drunk,use drugs or sleep with everyone around, don't forget to watch it you could also get diet advises and how to defend yourself from a bosy producer or crazy friends, also if you are interested you could have driver lessons with LL Mercedez"

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • BlondeSugar's picture
    BlondeSugar
    8

    i can see it now, "tomorrow, on DINA...dina advises young girls the proper way to snort coke...tune in"

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • JennaV's picture
    JennaV
    9

    Damn...she lookalike a man. Plus, she isn't and hasn't been doing the best job with her own daughter and life.

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • bleu skittle's picture
    bleu skittle
    12

    You know, with a mom like that, it's not so hard to imagine why Linds acts the way she does. Good lord.

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • jennifer76's picture
    jennifer76
    16

    Um, except Dina Lohan is not smart or personable and doesn't care about less fortunate people like Oprah does. So, let's just call her the white Jerry Springer. Smiling

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • sashak's picture
    sashak
    20

    Dina & Joe Simpson could have their own parenting show!!!! it could be some kind of reality show on E! OOO, that could be a money-maker! (wow, I'm on a roll today)

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • caligirl1201's picture
    caligirl1201
    22

    They could call it Teen Advice hosted by Boobie Pimp Simpson and Trannypants Lohan. It would be a hit.

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • sphh18's picture
    sphh18
    23

    Yes Jennifer76 you are right We can't compare her with Oprah or mostly talk show except Jerry Springer she could be in that category..

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Fashiondiva91's picture
    Fashiondiva91
    25

    She is very stupid...and she looks horrible! Why would any one want to get advice from her when she can't even control her daughter? Or teach her daughter good values

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • FB1977's picture
    FB1977
    28

    Oh wow, I'm sure Oprah is just cringing when she hears this...what an insult!!

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • lesocialite's picture
    lesocialite
    29

    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA.

    i just find it really amusing how the lohans think they're gorgeous and amazing and own the world. they're really not that great. dina's show will have like 2.3 viewers.

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • TruJrzyGirl's picture
    TruJrzyGirl
    32

    The Ho-Lan Mother/Daughter team ! Pathetic. Mom looks like a thousand miles of bad worn road.

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Toronado's picture
    Toronado
    33

    Well, the next time I need tips on how to starve myself, date assholes, fake a heat stroke so I can have plastic surgery, choose ridiculous roles in stupid movies, act like a spoiled little trollop, piss off my directors, get half of Hollywood to dispise me, get the better of Paris Hilton, show Diddy how tough I think I am, and be just an all-'round better b*tch, I'll give Dina a shout so that she may enlighten me with her words of wisdom. Because, as the famed anthem "Wrapped Around Your Finger" by The Police so eloquently stated: "I have only come here seeking knowledge...things they would not teach me of in college."

    I mean, look how well Lindsay turned out.

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • My Opinion's picture
    My Opinion
    34

    that's what I meant to say Toronado, but could only seem to get out 'pfft.'

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • nigel's picture
    nigel
    35

    dina lohan is a gravy-training tramp. she is also a very bad mother who should keep her underage daugher in line rather doing a pathetic talk show that nobody will watch (other than for comedy). cuz, sooner or later LL is going to wake up in a gutter (sans balenciaga hand bag) on the corner of La Cienega and Olympic and wonder where all her money and fame went along with her rapidly fading youthfull looks.

    fondly,

    dr. phil

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • wynter's picture
    wynter
    37

    Oh, what everyone wants - their children to turn out just as well as Lindsey did.

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • FB1977's picture
    FB1977
    38

    Looking at this pic again, my word is Dina Lohan ever looking tranny. Lil sis Ali looks JUST like her, poor thing.

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Annie2u59's picture
    Annie2u59
    39

    she needs some advice on how to wear make-up that doesn't look so harsh, she`s to old for all that and it shows.

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • swwonder's picture
    swwonder
    41

    I bet Lindsay's friends are wondering which one of them has ever called her 'White Oprah'.
    The Lohans just come across as being fake, looks and personality.

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • sweet pea's picture
    sweet pea
    42

    So now she's pimpin out the twelve-year-old too. Nice. I sure wish I'd had a role model like her in my formative years.

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Padraigin's picture
    Padraigin
    43

    No no no no no. Who did that cokewh*re sleep with to get a development deal?

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • la_clique's picture
    la_clique
    44

    I'm sorry, was everyone so horrified at the thought of her parental advise to notice MY FAVORITE PART? Lohan Holiday-the album? What the f*ck did we do to deserve this assault on our senses?

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • JK Boogie's picture
    JK Boogie
    46

    Shouldn't this woman be concentrating on keeping her daughters out of rehab.

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
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