What is this? A competition on who wears the ugliest dress?

That poor kid.

what a cute baby she is beautiful

cute baby

whatever I love that dress!

Ken, looking a little rough babe

Ken Paves is so creepy looking.

If I were Ashlee I wouldn't be so quick to let Jessica babysit.

How do these women wear these dresses and not trip and fall?

Short women should not wear long dresses!

Is it just me or does it seem like she holding that baby up to the camera trying to send Tony subliminal messages?

"Tony..you will make babies with me! Tony...I'll be a wonderful wife and mother! Tony...You will be the father of my children"

Papa Joe is probably somewhere with a Tony Romo voodoo doll trying stimulate his vas deferens

First Brit and now this? Gosh, two of my fave hate targets first thing in the morning. Thanks Pop!

This screams to me "Hey everybody! Don't I look so cute and good with a baby? Now go and tell Tony that it makes perfect sense to marry me and get me pregnant!"

Jaxon

That kid doesn't look too thrilled to be held by her

Why is it that in every picture of Jessica with this baby (past and present) she is holding it facing outwards. It kinda seems like she's toteing him around for attention.

Jaxon!!!

Don't just stand there Ken, fix Jessica's roots!

Jax - I love u

Joe probably bought that baby for the purpose of her holding it to the cameras. Then it goes back in its cage.

jaxon!!!!

Um.. is it just me or does her sunglasses look weird on her face?
I'm not being mean, I'm just wondering if it's just me. :|

awww, these pics are adorable!! i love jess, she's going to be a GREAT aunt!

sweet, she was in wisconsin! we don't get much celebrity action round here. haha

Ken looks like he's on drugs...

Jessica always seems to hold babies this way...does she not know how to hold a child??? Wierd and awkward.

Back to the cage

Kinda like the lion tamer at the circus but instead of roaring on command the baby smiles, coos, and says "mommy"

LOL, jax. you beat me to it.

Indigo4320 - she holds babies that way so she can advertise it like how she holds her purses a certain way so that the photogs are sure to get good pics of it.

be nice, lmfao jaxon

well at least we know that she doesn't shy away from kids. i have to say though that it isn't her best picture. she looks a bit older there. oh well...could have been the light.

who does that po'baby belong to?

Poor baby looks uncomfortable. Someone should be spanked for allowing that nitwit around their baby.

Those roots are a NO NO..Ken, How can you let your best customer and walking ad go out like that?

mustache?

I don't like holding a baby like that...she must be scared to get drool and puke in her hair

hahah jaxon

Ken needs a haircut...and why is Jess holding the baby toward the papparazzi?? I'm sure he doesn't want a million flashbulbs in his face. They all do look cute though!!

Could that baby look any more miserable???

awwwwwwwwwww how cute

lol! CHOPA! Campesina! lol

Those two were hopefully on their way to the salon after lunch. Jess' roots are ridiculous and Ken's hair is getting a little out of control.

wow, I'm sure the baby would look happier if she wasn't holding him so awkwardly, (For the camera, of course... ) I probably shouldn't complain too much though, at least she's holding him right side up.

Her boobs look saggy!

She's holidng the baby all prissy.

lol - Brian and Jaxon

That baby is adorable.

Nick and Jessica LOL

It's not a niece or nephew Jess wants. I'm sure at this point she wants her OWN.

Many Pediatricians believe that babies should be hold face forward so they could observe the surrounding. So Jessica is very wise to hold the baby that way. As for the pictures shown the baby ids not happy, you should be to if there are many camera flashs blinding you.

Cute baby

why is it that she can NOT hold a child correctly. he looks so uncomfortable.