hmmm

pimp daddy joe

*yawn*

Slow news day today eh??

Why would People magazine pay a million dollars for their wedding pictures? Do they honestly think they will make even half of that in sales because of these two....riiighhhtt!

jessica is pathetic, it's so sad. i wish her dad would butt out; what did Ashley do differently that Poppa Joe isn't on her back as much??

Pimping ain't easy, huh Joe?? You ain't much of a pimp if you're begging Tony to be Jessica's date! I wonder how much of the people pics $$$ he's going to pocket.

why would Joe Simpson beg his daughter's ex 2 be her date...come on I'm sure there are plenty of other guys who would like 2 be her date loll anyways sorry 2 say this but it will be one hell of a ugly groom...

papa joe skeeves me out- he's so sleezy. ashlee should consider herself lucky she's the second child and he isn't as involved in her life.

Papa Joe is an absolute tool. Just look at how he's dressed. If my father wore an outfit like that I'd disown him!! He's pathetic.

Pappa Joe looks like a perv.

Asking guests to not be overdressed? What a shock -- here's Pete coming out of Mr. Chow looking like he's sporting a hungover Saturday look. I don't understand when people stopped caring about dressing for occasions, it REALLY pisses me off.

Oy, pete is really ugly. And joe is just... icky.

Jess - drop the pops already. He's ruining your life, girl. I'm almost feeling sorry for you - almost.

"Hungover Saturday look"

hahahaha i knowwww

He is a little too involved.

advice: 1) have a prenup, 2) get a paternity test, 3) next time around keep it in your pants

I wondered how long it would be before we read that Papa Joe was the reason for Tony and Jessica's break-up. What a shock!! You have to wonder why Jessica allows him to stay so involved in her personal life, yet Ashley seems to be able to control him more. Surely, everything we read in the magazines about the Simpsons is 100% true, LOL!!

Creepy Papa Joe!! He just plain creepy!

hmm...pappa joe really needs to stop doing what he's doing. he's meddling in everyone's life and well if he IS the reason that Jess and Tony broke up then he needs to let it go.

i don't knwo if i'd really pay that much for pics of the wedding but i guess there are some people out there who are dying to see it.

Is Poppa Joe going on the honeymoon?

Papa Joe to Pete:

"son she likes moonlit dinners, foot rubs, plastic surgery, hot topic, shameless self promotion even though she hasnt any talent, kinda like you, i would prefer her to swear an oath of loyalty and future earnings to me forever and ever at the ceremony...is there a candle for that?"

Why do the guests have to wear dark attire? Is it like going to a funeral? The Simpson family are all pathetic. And she's getting married inside of a tent. Since Papa Joe is a minister you would think that they would use a church. Ha.

Jessica should be so embarassed.
Not as much by the breakup, but by her father.
She really needs to distance herself at this point. How many more broken relationships is she going to have because of this, not to mention, her career has tanked.

Jessica is too stupid to be embarassed.

I'll bet a dozen donuts Joe gave Pete "pointers" for the wedding night....EWWW!!

And whoever said he is dressed to embarrass was spot-on. Disgusting old man.

I think Jessica needs to get away from her dad. She really has no chance fr a relationship when he's around.

I'm happy for them.

still can't believe he used to be a minister! he's so creepy - it's all about the $$ with him. quite pathetic

I don't understand why so many people dislike Joe Simpson, give him a break. What did he ever do to make so many people hate him? Ashlee is definitely pregnant, why else are they getting married in such a rush. Pete is UGLY. I don't know what Ashlee see's in him. The wedding will be hard for Jessica, memories of her wedding day will come back to her. I wish that she and nick would get back together. Loved them as a couple.

Poppa Joe creaps me out, he seems to act like a leech with everyone!

I don't know why, but I find Pete extremely attractive!! He's not usually the type I like. Oh and Papa Joe..eww. Sucks that that's his father-in-law.

Papa Joe is a friggn' creep. He is much to involved in his daughters' lives. And Jess keeps letting him ruin relationships for her...clearly she plays a role as well, she's doing something wrong, but Papa Joe sure adds more problems for her.