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Beyonce Totally Upgrades, Or You Know, Not

Sat, 03/03/2007 - 10:23am by Molly
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Oh Beyonce. 'Yonce, 'Yonce, 'Yonce. If we've told you once, we've told you a million times -- you must (MUST) stop letting your mother demand that you wear her House of Dereon clothing everywhere you go. Now, at this point I'm really only assuming that you're wearing HoD, but I'm not sure what, other than a mother's urging, would force you to pour yourself into this monstrosity. I love you B, I do, but I do not love this. For the life of me, I still can't really decide whether this post-TRL outfit is an upgrade or a downgrade from the during TRL clothing choice, but judging from your necklace, you'd go with upgrade. That, or you're being ironic. In which case, touche.

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85 Comments Add a Comment

  • melissabritt's picture
    melissabritt
    4

    MBM
    I don't know what's worse the name of the clothing line
    or the actual clothes...

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • teddybear's picture
    teddybear
    6

    ~Men lower your self esteem and your I.Q.~

    I just don't like her or her clothes.

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Janeiro's picture
    Janeiro
    8

    My God, she's wearing clothes!
    Is it me or does she have an unhealthy relationship with both her parents, whose negative traits rub off on her? Her father seems like a self-absorbed prick intent on earning as much change as possible and her mother strikes me as two-faced--with heinous fashion sense.

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • JustMe21's picture
    JustMe21
    9

    She actually thinks she looks good, huh? Wow, who should tell her the truth.....?

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • audreystar's picture
    audreystar
    10

    goodness. tina just needs to stop and just get a job dressing bratz dolls.

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • flutterpie's picture
    flutterpie
    11

    ugh her mom didnt know how to dress her in destinys child and she doesnt know how to dress her now. seriously who the hell looks good in a jumper? and should we even discuss the gumball machine looking upgrade necklace?
    im just an orange county girl, living in an extraordinary world

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Jillness's picture
    Jillness
    14

    The outift is just too tacky. Too tight, too low cut, too trashy.

    She can't even stand with her legs together! If an outfit forces you to stand with your legs straddled, don't wear it!! (I think she knows if her legs get near each other, it will make her but/thigh area look huge.)

    Ugh!

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • DulceSkye's picture
    DulceSkye
    15

    She looks terrible. The hair, the outfit, the cheap looking jewelry. Ugh, what a disaster!

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • maxpurr9's picture
    maxpurr9
    16

    "Upgrayedd"
    for anyone who saw the awesome movie 'idiocracy'...
    and if you have, you know how incredibly funny this is AND appropriate!

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • flutterpie's picture
    flutterpie
    20

    no she is a hoochie mama and a fly girl, because she dressed like one. she is in a freaking jumper with big huge gold hoop earrings and a large name necklace. seriously i dont think beyonce was going for that subtle classic look. so what is the pc term for hoochie mama anyway? that way i wont offend anyone
    im just an orange county girl, living in an extraordinary world

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Isis_'s picture
    Isis_
    21

    The clothes aere a hot mess. but I love the natural hair

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • miss-britt's picture
    miss-britt
    22

    Molly you crack me up. I gotta give it to her, she always looks confident in her horrible clothes.
    ****"Everything in life is only for now."-Avenue Q****

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • JK Boogie's picture
    JK Boogie
    23

    absolutely disgusting....from head (hair) to toe. The only redeeming thing in this picture is her shoes

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • LoveStoned's picture
    LoveStoned
    24

    Her mom's is b!tch for making these clothes AND making her daughter wear them. Be(yawn)ce is equally dumb for actually doing it. Boo!

    What happened to her hair color/type of clothes at the All Star game? She actully look classy and nice. Well so much for that

    ***"And yet, let them scorn me as they will, strong traits of their nature have intertwined themselves with mine."- Nathaniel Hawthorne

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • MissPink's picture
    MissPink
    29

    BEYONCE IS GONNA WEAR WHAT SHE WANTS TO WEAR, AND IF YA'LL DON'T LIKE IT OH WELL!!!!

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Padraigin's picture
    Padraigin
    30

    She can wear whatever she wants and we are free to comment on what she is wearing.

    Must the woman always POSE?

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • celeb_obsessed25's picture
    celeb_obsessed25
    31

    UGH!! Beyonce, next time check in the mirror before you leave your house. The hair is not that bad though, I like it.

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ashleyk4214's picture
    ashleyk4214
    34

    Definitely a DOWNGRADE, which is kind of sad because her clothes are usually pretty awful to begin with!!
    _________________________
    Zing!!

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ikilledtherock's picture
    ikilledtherock
    37

    She honestly looks like a hooker! Only a few minutes before someone comes up to her and asks 'How much?'

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • juliet's picture
    juliet
    39

    OMG This totally reminds me of that Tampax Pearl commercial, "UPGRADE!" lol...

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • phatE's picture
    phatE
    41

    lorenashley.. why did this turn racial??

    what you see is what you get.

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • sexyma078's picture
    sexyma078
    42

    Like you girls like totally wouldn't understand urban fashion we have curves most of our men like to see our curves i like the "jumper" which we would call a catsuit or a body suit and if it cute which i think this one is and it fits her like a body suit should its totally acceptable. You wouldn't wear it cool but it not hideous i think this is the first time in a while she dressing from her roots....uuuhhhhh she is from HOUSTON.

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • sexyma078's picture
    sexyma078
    43

    Weather we like it or not everything is racial maybe if people admitted that insted of pretending that everything is equal the world would be a better place but i guess when your a member of the race that gets the better treatment it's easy to say "why does it always have to be about race" If Cameron Diaz (who i love) had this "montracity" on you would love it

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment
  • phatE's picture
    phatE
    44

    omg how ridiculous.. people post their opinion and automatically it's racial.. both of those terms are used for black and white girls.. people need to not freak out..

    and im from houston, and the suit is still hideous.

    1 year 25 weeks ago Report Comment