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Jessica Simpson For Esquire — Hot or Not?

Mon, 04/07/2008 - 12:02pm by PopSugar
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Jessica Simpson ditched the clothes and lathered up for the May issue of Esquire. The photo was a re-creation of a cover from 1965 featuring Virna Lisi in the same pose. Check out both photos and tell us what you think of Jessica's cover — hot or not?

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  • anniekim's picture
    anniekim
    2

    The photo is not flattering. Jessica is already a bit mannish in her features (strong chin and jaw etc.)so I don't think this concept is to her advantage.

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • coachluvr33's picture
    coachluvr33
    3

    She looks more like a man than ever in this picture!! EEW!! Why does she try so hard. She isn't homely, but she isn't beautiful. She could be described as cute, at times. Why does she try so hard to be sexy? Ick.

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • Ashlyn Rose's picture
    Ashlyn Rose
    5

    Her shoulders look so broad! She looks like a drag queen. Why is she still on magazine covers anyway?

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • ur_momm's picture
    ur_momm
    9

    is Virna Lisi naked in hers? cuz i like hers, Jessica on the other hand, looks like a man with boobs.

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • oliveye's picture
    oliveye
    11

    What is up with all of these photoshoot recreations? Originality if officially dead.

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • Briandiesel's picture
    Briandiesel
    13

    Shop i did! I was off Friday so I have been playing catch up! But yes, I was licking my screen Sticking out tongue

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • Liss's picture
    Liss
    15

    Brian!

    I like Jess but this is not a good picture

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • laura220's picture
    laura220
    18

    Completely unflattering. WOW. This is bad!!! She's one ball short of being in Playgirl.

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • roor's picture
    roor
    19

    Not.not.Not. she's not edgy/sexy enough to pull this off.

    oliveye , you're so right "originality is dead". i think i've said it before on another post but i think there are too many celeb mags out there so no wonder there are no new ideas floating around - they've all been used up.

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • AnnaLove's picture
    AnnaLove
    21

    Ew! The older covergirl looks cute doing it, Jessica just looks like a dude.

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • romes's picture
    romes
    22

    What were they thinking? My husband takes that magazine which means I'll have to look at it for a while. If you look at Verna Lisi's eyes, she looks playful, but Jessica looks like she's having difficulty with the shaving part. Like she's thinking too hard. I bet Papa Joe paid a lot for the cover. There must have been someone else they could have used.

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • romaniagrl's picture
    romaniagrl
    23

    I agree with romes, Virna looks more like she's playing, but Jessica looks like she's trying to be sexy, which does not work at all. Not a very attractive cover.

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • bythesea's picture
    bythesea
    24

    I think this might be THE WORST cover I have ever seen. EVER! Did they purposely pick the ugliest photo of her?

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • petitcecile's picture
    petitcecile
    25

    NoT! The oldest version is fabulous but Jessica ruins the new one, zero sex appeal!

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • cnyc1a's picture
    cnyc1a
    28

    I think it's silly but I like it. I would not I say I love it but it's far more interesting than her sitting there all dolled up looking sexy.

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • JennaV's picture
    JennaV
    29

    Hideous! I despise Jessica but I think she has a really nice body, however, this is completely unflattering....her shoulders look HUGE

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • Kelly O's picture
    Kelly O
    30

    It might have worked better had they just re-created the photo exactly instead of going farther back, different angle, all that. I could not figure it out until someone posted the covers side by side, and my Daddy's old barber shop used to have the Virna cover framed on the wall. (Much to Mama's chagrin but that's another story.)

    She really is a bit too mannish to pull it off, at least I think. I bet Scarlette Johanssen or someone with a bit more feminine face would have been a better match for this one.

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • Courtney82's picture
    Courtney82
    31

    i agree with kelly o, it would have worked had they tried to use a similar shot. the new one makes her look like she has man shoulders, i would say not

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • allourregrets's picture
    allourregrets
    34

    not. The reason Marlyn could pull of a photo shoot like this is because she has very feminine features, so it was obvious that it was a woman. But jessica has very strong feature, so putting shaving cream on her, just makes her look like a drag queen. Not only that, but her head should not be tilted at that angle, because it only accentuates her strong jaw, and they should have cropped out her broad shoulders, the only woman who would have been worse for this concept would be Chyna.

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • Gracie_Lou<3's picture
    Gracie_Lou<3
    35

    I believe it would have benn a cute and good photo if it was at an angle like the older one and jessica seemed like she was joking around instead of looking like she really is trying to shave!!

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • texgirl's picture
    texgirl
    39

    i agree with whomever said that she looks like a tranny. and i really like jess. but this picture is not good!

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • sugarbritches's picture
    sugarbritches
    41

    Olive you've already said what I was thinking! Enough of the reproductions! Get some new fresh ideas already!

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • EkaterinaBallerina's picture
    EkaterinaBallerina
    44

    I don't like her so I voted Not. I also hate the trend of all these young, talentless "starlets" recreating old images. First Lindsay now Jessica? I'm sorry but none of the young "starlets" will ever get close to their predecessors' talent.

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • melissabritt's picture
    melissabritt
    45

    I think they could have gone "cuter" and not so sexy...it doesn't look sexy for some reason...I love Jess too. Weird

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • megln1022's picture
    megln1022
    46

    she looks fine but as some people said above- why can't they coem up with something new and exciting? why is everything these days a throwback or a retro or a re-creation. geez- it was done right the first time- give it up!

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • celeb_obsessed25's picture
    celeb_obsessed25
    47

    I saw this a few days ago, and I HATED it, still do. Jessica actually looks like a man in this magazine. I thought it was a man when I first saw it. It's just...ugh!

    26 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment