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Jessica Tricks Paparazzi by Slightly Dying Hair

Mon, 02/05/2007 - 9:22am by Molly
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Jessica Simpson, off the tour, into the salon, darker-haired and all, was out in LA this weekend. Looks like she was feeling a bit frisky (or messing with the photogs?) while high-tailing into Hyde, for cookies, I assume. Meanwhile, her maybe boyfriend man, John Mayer, was in Texas deflowering ladies (wanna see video?). Scandal...or probably not.

For more of Jess Hyding (and video of Mayer) just read more


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  • cravinsugar's picture
    cravinsugar
    1

    Why do celebs get led around like they can't walk on their own? It makes them look drunk or feeble and is so stupid.
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    Why don't you wear the face you have when I am not around?

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ohsuri's picture
    ohsuri
    2

    YIKES a little to RACCOONISH for me. Maybe another 15 pounds of makeup would help?

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • lindac's picture
    lindac
    3

    Is she *trying* to look like a zombie/vampire? Nevermind. The zombie bit is just her usual vacant look.

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • kittycat's picture
    kittycat
    6

    so now she has bronze hair? that is even more stupid than blonde hair.

    i tried to watch that clip, oh gosh it didnt last a minute. that guy is annoying and he sounds really slow...dull like her?

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ohsuri's picture
    ohsuri
    7

    I agree lizatoad.. she is trying to hold on so hard and it is SOOOO not working!!

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • LizaToad's picture
    LizaToad
    9

    really the best thing for her would be to just dissapear for a while and let everyone take a breather from her... then we may be ready to like her again... MAYBE

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • DulceSkye's picture
    DulceSkye
    10

    I don't like this hair color on her at all. It looks too brassy. And what's with that silly face? Not attractive, Jessica.

    I think the celebs hold on to their friends that way because of the way the papps shout at them. It's like the friends want to shield them or support them or something.

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • pinkparadise42's picture
    pinkparadise42
    11

    Ugh....she just gets more ridiculous by the day!!!!!!!!!!

    She just looks so dumb.....as if she couldn't try hard......she tries so hard and then she comes off looking like a complete idiot.

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Shiloh Jolie Pitt's picture
    Shiloh Jolie Pitt
    12

    blechhh, she looks like an inflatable doll here Shocked

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    * lil devil *

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Hollygolitely's picture
    Hollygolitely
    14

    So she does this stupid stuff to make headlines and she gets them. WHY? She has no career so she is trying verrrry hard to stay in the spotlight. I'm pretty sure most of her fans are too embarressed to admit they like her at this point. I would be!

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • LaylaCams's picture
    LaylaCams
    16

    I love that hair color too! and I think she looks good.

    She's at a club, not church so of course she will have lots of make up on.

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Christina362536's picture
    Christina362536
    17

    cravin-- they get lead around a) for their safety by body guards and such.. and also because if you had 500 lights flashing in your face.. you might want a little help getting inside too

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • grl in the world's picture
    grl in the world
    18

    I don't mind her hair like this, it's probably closer to her natural hair colour than the blonde hair she usually has.

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ohsuri's picture
    ohsuri
    19

    Wow... I saw a few other pictures of her and she looks like a DUDE!!!

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Mrs Lachey's picture
    Mrs Lachey
    22

    she looks gross!!!!!! and im not just saying this because i dont like her. she really looks nasty. and i just read about how she said it hurt her to see nick with another girl on people.com and laughed the entire way through!!! Smiling

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Lindsb's picture
    Lindsb
    25

    Haha.. this pic is a dream for photoshoppers. Insert male genitalia here. Haha.

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • bluejeanie's picture
    bluejeanie
    26

    she always outlines her eyes so harshly, just like tara reid...she's a pretty girl. she just needs to let it shine through. it's being blocked by all that makeup.

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • chenoa's picture
    chenoa
    27

    Trash!!She looks like an prostitute.You have to see the video on x17online.

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • badkitty's picture
    badkitty
    29

    blech, horrible color on her. matching skin and hair..scary..not doing ken paves any favors either, i would never spend good money going to him if that is the best he can do for her. she looks like hell.

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Hollygolitely's picture
    Hollygolitely
    30

    OK mrs Lachey, I just read the interview on people.com. Did she get paid to mention the movie "The Notebook?" Probably, because what kind of idiot dumps her husband because she saw a movie?? She is such a publicity wh*re. And about seeing her ex with girls, ummm, how did she think Nick felt and all the girlfriends and wives of the guys who she's been linked to (almost all did) felt? I dislike her even more now.

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Mrs Lachey's picture
    Mrs Lachey
    31

    thats exactly why i was laughing HOLLYGOLITELY!!!!!! she must have rreeeaaalllyyyy loved him if watching a movie made her decide to divorce him!!! shes such a loser.

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • SingaporeSling's picture
    SingaporeSling
    34

    Are you SURE that is Jessica Simpson. I mean it totally didn't look like her. Her hair is so different! She totally fooled me....NOT. haha. I do like that color way better though.

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Imabeliever's picture
    Imabeliever
    37

    I think Ken Paves secretly hates her and is extracting revenge while telling her she looks fab! GO KEN!! LMAO!!

    It is SOOOOO craptastic that I just have to say "thank you" Jessica.. I needed a laugh and your dumer than sh*t ass is perfect for the job!!!
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  • LizaToad's picture
    LizaToad
    40

    ken must think of Jessica as the emperor (from the emperor's new clothes) she's just such a dummy, she prob has no clue that he's messing with her!

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • jaan_black's picture
    jaan_black
    41

    HAVE FUN JESS...YOU **** SUCKING RACOON! I DO LIKE THE HAIR COLOR AND SHE'LL, NO DOUBT, SAY THAT THIS IS A WIG FROM WRETCHED COLLECTION (LIKE THE FIRE RED BIRDS NEST SHE WORE LAST YEAR)

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • malzie89's picture
    malzie89
    42

    whats up with that gross tan?? is it just me or does she look dirrrrtyyy

    xoxo Malzie

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Artemis's picture
    Artemis
    43

    I agree with the one who said that she looks just like her sister. They are slowly but steadily turning into twins.

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • chasingdragon's picture
    chasingdragon
    45

    i like the hair- the makeup and outfit are hideous though. she looks best with little makeup as the heavily made up sh*t gives a tranny look

    1 year 29 weeks ago Report Comment
  • cari907's picture
    cari907
    46

    wait she divorced nick cuz of the movie the notebook?
    wtf?