Oh please, no, I can handle Nicky opening up a hotel, but not Parasite!

That black dress makes her look flat.

maybe it will be a hotel with a "special" section a.k.a. strippers, lap dances, special endings, etc.

god! no! just go away paris, go away,! she fabricates stuff, god, i can't stand that dumb wh*re, if she always won, why did her parents take away her bently? because as if i know she lost $100,00 and her parents freaked,so her bently was taken away, she just wants more and more money, greedy dumb wh*re, no one will sleep there, unless they want AIDS

i think it's the perfect industry for her. is she going to providing personal services at this HOtel?

She can call the hotels One Night In Paris (the first thousand to reserve a room gets the complimentary porn film on their pillow instead of the standard hotel mint).

IT'S JUST TALK, TO GET HER MORE PUBLICITY no matter how much she tries, she'll NEVER be like OPRAH, sorry,i know you want to paris but everything you've done has FLOP, except your book, that's pretty much it, your CD is set to FAIL and it will, somehow she wants to convince the public and herself she can do anything, she's wrong, has-beens are in past, paris needs to go back to partying,

Toronado, just Paris will do.

E_P: So where were you?
Toro: Oh, I spent a night in Paris. That place is just packed with men.
E_P: did you catch anything?
Toro: Just some clap, but my doctor gave me antibiotics when I told her I was going

LMAO!!!! i love it!!!

petco??

LMAO You sure enjoy making me damn near choke on my own tongue, don't you, EP?

wont stay at her hotel!

musiclvr has reduced her chances of being infected with a VD by 65%

congrats love

lol yay!

it's legal becuz celebrities don't have to obey the law. they get special treatment. oh. and paris has no life of her own. i'm glad she came up with her own idea of starting a hotel chain. she'll probly need to team up with her sister cuz she's too stupid to be able to do it herself.

thats very true crazibeautiful about celebs and the law because again I heard paris got away from a ticket from the cops again! didnt hear all the details tho.

if you're not dumb, and say you're just acting dumb. then you're dumb for acting dumb.

yes musiclvr, she apparently was driving really slow and kept stopping, so the cop turned on his lights and then she booked it for two blocks before he yelled at her on his speaker to pull over....but it was all just a "misunderstanding"....my arse!!!!

really i have no problem with it at all its fine

Could Paris please just wear glasses big enough to cover her entire face and spare us the agony of looking at her?

I was going to say her outfit was cute, just the black cami, the belt and the necklace - until I realise the cami was a dress with horrid multicolor stripes

Apparently she got approached by the cops for driving too slowly in the middle of the street, backing up cars behind her while she looked for a parking spot... reminds me of my friggin grandmother, except she's MUCH more lovable and definately less disease infested.
Maybe I should start pimping my grandma.

Ew why is she copying her sister? She's so disgusting. I wish some one would steal all her money, and then she would be a hobo on the streets and I wouldn't give her any coffee money.

L'hotel des Herpes..... a guaranteed sexually transmitted disease with every stay!

she is flat fb! hehe blech she makes me sick...what busy schedule?

I think Paris looks good in these pics! Okay you all can throw rotton tomatoes at me YA PARIS HATERS!!! hahaahha

Man those glasses are huge!

Man those glasses are huge!

Give me one reason to like Paris, and MAAAAYBE I'll take it into consideration. LOL

shes got lots of bruises - either shes anemic or shes tracking up her arm

Glad she is taking her only talent public. Oops I just read it all she's opening a hotel, I thought she was becoming a madame. Well I hope she loses all her money in this and goes away for good. Why is she shopping at Petco, she'll just get rid of the dog if it gets too fat like the last one.

lol yea I don't remember her getting rid of the dog...she *lost* it and bought a new one and said it was her old one, and the dog was *skinny*
anyway the brown dress is cute...theres nothin really esle to say

Yep, she just dumped that poor fat little dog, it wasn't the dog's fault it didn't get exercise because she rarely took it out of her purse. The dress is cute, that's about it.

What would it even be called? Doesn't her family own enough hotel chains?

god I am so sick of this girl

Great a Paris hotel... the only hotel where you get a complimentary STD with your room.

I have a theroy on the BIG glasses by the way.

It all started because NORMAL sized glasses looked huge on anorexic girls like paris and nicole richie. Thing is, they weren't wearing them cause they were BIG they just couldn't find any glasses that fit their tiny shrunken heads...

But... the public being the followers we are (mostly with normal sized heads, had to have the BIG glasses made for them so they could also look like paris and nicole.

BUT... Paris and Nicole always have to be wearing the latest thing, and when Channel and Prada started making HUGE glasses for the general public, they just had to get a few pairs, regardless of the fact that now these large glasses just look rediculous on them.

And then the cycle continues and continues spiraling out of control, until now we have Paris and Nicole wearing GIANT clown glasses. Soon they'll need wheels on the sides of the glasses so they can just roll along on the ground to prevent them breaking their weak and thin bones.

LOL

SLUTBAG. TRASH.

(shudder) that is a scary thought.

"Now you too can sleep with Paris"- but why would you want to?
So now Paris wants to open a hotel? God help us all.

MissRobinson, surely you can come up with something more wicked that not giving her coffee money! you're too nice.

Its prolly a hotel where the pimps take their hookers for the night, all the pimps get 50% discount because paris works for them and needs to keep them sweet. The hotel is prolly gonna be called 'Pimps R Us'.

LaughingBoy, I love your theory on the big sunglasses! That's great!!!!

Does she not have her own ideas...I hate them both but Nicky is obviously the brains of the 2 of them.

she seems to be loving the attention.