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Jessica Has a Cock Fetish

Tue, 01/23/2007 - 12:03am by Molly
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What can I say, the woman loves herself some rooster? You may remember a little while back that Jessica Simpson has a serious love for her necklace homage for the farm bird/substitution for male genitalia, and now she's at it again. Jessica Simpson was spotted dining at The Farm at The Grove in LA over the weekend and she was particularly enamored with a certain something that caught her eye:

Jessica Simpson was eating at The Farm with her friend and asked her waiter to speak with the manager. He came over to her table and she said to him "I want the cock" and he said "I bet you do." He didn't know what she was talking about and then she laughed and explained she wanted to buy the wire rooster that was hanging on the wall.

No word as to whether Jessica was actually allowed to procure said wire sculpture, but if so I'm sure it made a smashing addition to her cock collection.

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  • JessNess's picture
    JessNess
    3

    Can she stop being dumb. She is soooo annoying. All she had to say was rooster. Im glad the waiter told her I know you do- maybe hinting at her possibly being slutty

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Ginger's picture
    Ginger
    4

    I agree JessNess, it's like she thinks acting stupid somehow makes her more cute or endearing.

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • rossi23's picture
    rossi23
    5

    so Jess wants the cock,where are the great news here???

    fashionista loves Vale...

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • JK Boogie's picture
    JK Boogie
    6

    We know all about that alright....hence her marriage ending and her BJ lips

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • RainbowCrayon's picture
    RainbowCrayon
    10

    Is she wearing shoes in the second picture?

    **~~Everyone who's anyone has been on sesame street.~~**

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Padraigin's picture
    Padraigin
    13

    Yes, because being crude and ridiculous in public is SOOOO much fun. b*tch needs to grow up.

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ohsuri's picture
    ohsuri
    14

    She is dumber than a stump. Anything to stay in the press. She tries so hardcore to be sexy. She looks like a dude!

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Jinx's picture
    Jinx
    16

    She looks like an 11 year old did her makeup in the right side picture.
    This story would seem more true if there was a picture of the rooster.

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    Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. — Albert Einstein

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • melissabritt's picture
    melissabritt
    18

    MBM
    It's like she is trying to be funny and only has one joke...He jokes flop just like her fashion & shoe lines.

    I do like her bag tho'...

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ashleyk4214's picture
    ashleyk4214
    20

    I don't know, isn't what the manager said a little offensive? You shouldn't say things like that to customers, even if it is an idiot like Jessica!
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    You bad doggie!

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Butrfly4404's picture
    Butrfly4404
    21

    She did an interview in one of my magazines and told the writer that her rooster necklace was all the cock she needed. She absolutely intends the innuendo.

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ccsugar's picture
    ccsugar
    22

    Whatever, she wasn't talking about no wall decoration. You know John Mayer has a limp d**k.

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Hollygolitely's picture
    Hollygolitely
    23

    word ohsuri. Most of us don't have to even try to be sexy. Showing cleavage and talking about sex is sooooo desperate. If you have to do that for attention then something's wrong. And isn't this article old? Is this article just being recylcled for publicity.

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ArmyWifey's picture
    ArmyWifey
    24

    I am really sick about hearing about this twit...slow news day?

    Army Wifey For Lifey

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • bluejeanie's picture
    bluejeanie
    26

    i heart this girl more and more. i laughed out loud reading this story.

    ::the platypus is proof that god has a sense of humor::

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Shiloh Jolie Pitt's picture
    Shiloh Jolie Pitt
    27

    I didn't know you could use that word.... I actually like peepee better.... Sticking out tongue

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    * love is in the air *

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ladyaudrey's picture
    ladyaudrey
    28

    She should try her hand at cheap comedy! Her voice sucks, her face looks haggard, and her tits are sagging faster than her career! And that's pretty fast....

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • NduguNStephie's picture
    NduguNStephie
    29

    Her father probably came up with that line... Anything to keep his "lovely" children in the news.

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • ohsuri's picture
    ohsuri
    30

    Yuck!! The thought of her Daddy saying cock in front of her. I bet he did Ndug. What a weird family structure they have. They seem to lack boundries in that family. I guess John M is hung like a mouse. Didn't she say her cock neckless was all she needed? I read John Mayor liked the cock to though. Maybe she is getting it for him. LOL

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • jennifer76's picture
    jennifer76
    31

    I don't think she could get any more pathetic if she tried! Poor waiter.

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Imabeliever's picture
    Imabeliever
    32

    I am so sick of her routine. You have enough money Jess..buy a brain and a clue.

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • playsindirt's picture
    playsindirt
    33

    I'd be surprised if little miss "I was a virgin when I married" knows what a fetish is.

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • vmruby's picture
    vmruby
    34

    She really needs to keep that piehole of hers shut. The more she talks the stupider she looks.

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • LaurenG22's picture
    LaurenG22
    36

    did she help write her new movie, blonde ambition?? cause if so, cross that peice o sh*t off my list...

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Pokemyhontas's picture
    Pokemyhontas
    39

    Anyone notice how she's dressing like a rocker's girlfriend lately....raggy jeans, flannel shirts...*rolling my eyes*

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • missyukp's picture
    missyukp
    41

    Yawn...these Simpson girls are good for a quick laugh not much else.

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • NduguNStephie's picture
    NduguNStephie
    42

    Why is it everytime we see her at the airport - she always has something in her mouth...

    hmm.. maybe she is a dirrty little girl after all HAHAHAH!

    I hate her.

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • bassetread's picture
    bassetread
    44

    I don't like her. Nick was her only redeeming (sp) quality and now without that.......

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Neural's picture
    Neural
    45

    So... she's playing cellibate while she's not married? What's the point, Jess?

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • roor's picture
    roor
    46

    go away jessica! i don't know what's worse her singing or her acting? she seriously exasperrates me! Sticking out tongue

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Adriana42's picture
    Adriana42
    48

    Now that she's finally fading away can we not have the usual stupid stories of this dummy...

    1 year 43 weeks ago Report Comment