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Clooney Talks Some Smack and Plays on the Internet

Mon, 03/10/2008 - 12:19am by Molly
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George Clooney got a little goofy for his Esquire photoshoot and interview. Beyond making funny faces with cutout eyes (remind anyone else of Claire's art on Six Feet Under?) he and the reporter had some fun with Google. In fact, not only does Clooney look at his fan sites, but he looks himself up on youtube, facebook groups, the whole nine yards. Also, he admits that he shaves his widow's peak. Just saying. Um, they even watch 2 girls 1 cup together — though Clooney doesn't last more than a few seconds. Here are highlights of what Clooney found:

  • On Fabio saying he would win in a fight: "Yeah, that's probably true. He's a big guy. There is a moment when you are actually in the argument and you're thinking, 'If I do get beaten down by Fabio, that will be far worse than the pain. I wouldn't shake that."
  • On a website calling him "gay, gay, gay": "No, I'm gay, gay. The third gay – that was pushing it."
  • On Rupert Everett calling the Oceans movies a "cancer" that are "destorying us": "Where did that come from? You kind of go, Dude, weren't you in Dunston Checks in?"
  • On a psychic who says he'll marry this year: "I think that wedding one is a bit ahead of its time."
  • On Brad Pitt: "Well, you know, if I was a girl and he was a girl, and I was a lesbian and he was a lesbian, I'd be all over him."

Always the jokester, but that's what we love about Clooney, right? We have high hopes for Leatherheads, but at least if it ends up being a bust he'll have a laugh about it and move on. Can you blame him, though? He's Clooney. He always wins.

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  • tagen22's picture
    tagen22
    1

    He cracks me up!!! I had no idea he was so funny until I read some stuff about losing Sexiest Man Alive to Matt Damon, and now he's like my favorite guy to read quotes from. So true on the Fabio thing.. wouldn't that be AWFUL??? hahahahaha

    16 weeks 4 days ago Report Comment
  • berrymix's picture
    berrymix
    2

    I love George! He is hot hot hot (and definitely not gay, gay, gay!)

    16 weeks 4 days ago Report Comment
  • megln1022's picture
    megln1022
    5

    i love him- he never takes himself too seriously!! and i agree tagen- his quotes about matt damon winning were hysterical too- i also saw him once on an interview with julia roberts and he was very funny

    16 weeks 4 days ago Report Comment
  • j2e1n9's picture
    j2e1n9
    6

    Damn. I will just never get what everyone sees in him. I am immune to him, I received the Clooney vaccine Eye-wink

    16 weeks 4 days ago Report Comment
  • sofi's picture
    sofi
    7

    j2ein9- no worries, more for us gals who can't get enough. He is hilarious and charming and so drool-worthy. He never ceases to make me laugh with these interviews.

    16 weeks 4 days ago Report Comment
  • amers230's picture
    amers230
    10

    i love me some george clooney. LOVE the "dunston checks in" comment!!

    16 weeks 4 days ago Report Comment
  • sofi's picture
    sofi
    11

    amers, me too! Rupert has been a big a$$ when talking about Clooney.

    16 weeks 4 days ago Report Comment
  • lickety split's picture
    lickety split
    13

    awesome Smiling hi georgie Kiss

    (also, he says he didn't have his eyes done, BUT in the interview julia roberts did with him he said he did...just sayin)

    16 weeks 4 days ago Report Comment
  • Jude C's picture
    Jude C
    14

    He's witty and intelligent and amusing and not terrible-looking, so why is it that I just cannot muster up any kind of attraction for the guy?

    16 weeks 4 days ago Report Comment
  • roor's picture
    roor
    15

    funny guy - nothing like a good-looking, smart AND funny guy (plus a lot of other things this man is ) to make us all swoon.

    16 weeks 4 days ago Report Comment
  • clooneywoman's picture
    clooneywoman
    20

    OMG George is so funny and that's what makes him so attractive of course besides his good looking.... i laughed a lot when i read his comment about Brad Pitt that was hilarious really can't stop falling in love with that man i will love after-ever he's amazing!

    16 weeks 4 days ago Report Comment
  • creepupmytee's picture
    creepupmytee
    23

    this photoshoot is so amazing!
    he's so special, ugh Sarah is so lucky!

    and I honestly think that reporter was totally lucky! Sad

    16 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • demeter's picture
    demeter
    24

    I'm proud he's a Taurus! He's hilarious, he definitely does us justice!

    16 weeks 2 days ago Report Comment
  • SmuttyPop's picture
    SmuttyPop
    25

    He's right, Fabio beating him down would have been embarassing.He would not have been able to step out of his house for months!!!

    16 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment

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